Jones91

along with pedophiles getting their balls chopped The world would then be a better place (pompey wouldn't even exist)

Its quite simple, they should get a hand chopped off. (Preferably in public, in the summer at 3pm on Saturdays)

Fratton Park won't have thawed out by 1pm

Is there a stupid football regulation that says they are only allowed to sell p1ss?

I'm pretty sure I've read on here that the Carlsberg contract finished last season. Can anybody confirm this? If so, what's the most likely replacement? I am hoping for a nice premium 5% lager personally...

As long as we're above pompey, I couldn't give a monkeys

We are 8th! on Goals conceded

I'm trying to figure out how to get her to cancel the easter holiday for pompey @ home...

Does the train to Brighton go through Pompey? As they are at home on the same day

Put padding on the back of the seats, so I don't bruise my leg every 'important' goal.

Coco pops mixed with Asda's Choco Squares...

Leslie

Obviously its going to be a skin tight Italian Puma shirt...

I think they may be a God, but Jesus was clearly just a nutter.

Hopefully the world tilts and we have a warm climate all year round. All these *****rs that come out this time of year with their fat white legs are making me feel sick...

They better not forget to add more bars in the concourse.

Also there needs to be some incentive to attend the 'less-attractive' home games, to stop people only using their membership card for the big games... eg half price beer

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Just imagine how far you could **** on the moon...

Lamb vindaloo @ Poppadom Express

Nige is going to aim for automatic, so I will settle for the playoffs. Mid table? you lot are on the wrong bus

Surely we need to have the best GD vs games played ratio. You guys are useless! FML

They should have done it after the game on Saturday

This 'installments arguement', surely the idea of selling a season ticket is for the money upfront, otherwise its pay as you go

All you have to do is walk down the front 5 mins early and walk along