Jones91

This should be a sticky, before it dries up

There could be a pitch invasion at Brentford if Huddersfield get spanked and we win...

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget

Sell Burkas outside SMS for all our promotion pitch invaders.

I think our Yoof firm should wear Burkas while they still can, it shouldn't be a problem in St Mary's area. But seriously, I do believe the main reason why the women are made to cover themselves up is so their 'man/owner' can hide the fact shes fugly and tell all his mates shes a fitty.

Don't back 'Frozen tap' its not running

Has to be a draw, which takes 4 points off our rivals. A posh win may make the table look good tomorrow, but then you'd be wishing they had 2 less points come May.

Its good practice for the kids to not get caught, because they can then do it in the office when they are older - much safer than sending personal e-mails.

Hell of a jumper

FFS!!! White is a shade, not a colour! honestly!

How do you become a muslim on paper then?

Yeah, we should of changed all of the seats to white for this season as well

Also if they are played after the 1st teams season ends, can chamberlain go back into that team and help?

Beattie?

A women with no legs won a strawberrie picking competition the other day. Jammy c\/nt

easier than raking?

The reason why Barnard hasn't been charged with GBH is because the cuts on the victims face weren't deep enough for stitches and the nose was already broken.

People start taking some of their annual leave this time of year, could explain a bit...

Might as well, the world is gonna end next year anyway.

Its even funnier if you read it as 'c00ns'

Its only fair that he gets injured like Lallana

The tax allowance increase is making up for the 1% rise in NI next month. However the 40% tax band has been lowered to £35k

So whats the best thing to come out of this budget? no fuel duty rise? I mean for myself not the country.

Dickson*

Nah, his name definitely sounds more like **** than Drogba