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...strangle that ****ing teenager on that yellow pages advert?! The most annoying **** on tv at the moment. Mind you the bird holding the laptop is ****able!

There is no way ID cards will prevent terrorism, as most of the previous terror attacks and attempts were made by British muslims, who would hold a valid UK ID card anyway. Plus as they usually tend to blow themselves up, all an ID card will do is help identify whats left of the bodies. There is no proof that CCTV helps prevent crime although it can help solve it after its taken place. This country is only a couple of steps away from having army checkpoints with soldiers and secret police officers asking to inspect your "papers"! Ring any bells?

Westwood would fit the bill as long as he doesn't bring his bell with him!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/09/08/video-see-oasis-star-noel-gallagher-attacked-onstage-in-canada-last-night-115875-20729090/ Notice the guy didn't have the balls to push Liam off the stage! Still a lol moment, but gets you thinking, what were the security men doing? If the bloke had had a knife or gun could have been very different headlines. Bet he got a "good kicking" out the back though!

If he wins I guess that in twenty years time all the chavs will be wearing, Andy Murray polo shirts!

Agree with that, I go to the pub to get away from my kids for a couple of hours, I don't want to be confronted with somebody else's screaming brat! :mad:

My Ravens squeezed past the Bengals, 1 win down 1 more to go!

Events department??!! The mind boggles, what sort of events? ****ging their sisters and how to steal a caravan perhaps?

He's not a scout to my knowledge, probably just really hates Man U.

Not being defensive, just having a wind up, anyway haven't you heard Becks is a fan!! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1316

Last I heard (and this was back in 2006) he lived in the Freemantle/Shirley area of Southampton, as he used to go to the same pub as a bloke I worked with at the time.

Don't know, its abv is too low for them it won't kill their remaining brain cell quickly enough! Plus they tend to buy it in Tesco's rather than the pub. Either way the onlly reason it became popular was because of programmes like, Men Behaving Badly and the whole "lad" culture of the mid 90's. The last time I drank it when it was the only available lager at a family party it made me feel f***ing ill. I won't touch it now!

Your celebrity fans are who exactly? Oh yeah thats right, Fred Dineage and Tommy Boyd!!

Yeah its cack. The drink of choice for chavs!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7600998.stm Yeah flooding, it's hilarious! Are you for real? :confused:

It got rid of Corp Ho, so for that reason it was worth it.

Two very good shouts for a penalty, not given!!

Lets stay on topic! We're talking black holes, not s**tholes!

Having seen some of them being interviewed they must have run the Poopey fans a close second in that ugliest fans in the Prem list. Thank God I live in Southampton with the beautiful people!!

I think the part of the sentence mentioning Wise, should be in brackets, then it makes sense. :cool:

Agree with that. Loved Dead mans shoes, couldn't get all the hype over This is England and Once Upon a Time in the Midlands is a bit hit and miss too. Will watch Somers town with an open mind.

Great news! :smt023

Doubt it but we can hope! Looks like Wise is getting his mate Poyet the job! Poopey might end up with Curbishley, and a big hello to dull football!

Arsenal - Highbury Aston Villa Barnsley Birmingham City Blackburn Bolton - Burndean & Reebok Bournemouth Bradford City Brentford Brighton - Withdean Bristol City Burnley Cardiff City Charlton Chelsea Colchester Coventry - Highfield Road Crewe Crystal Palace Derby - Pride Park Fulham Gillingham Hereford Ipswich Leeds Leicester - Filbert Street & Walkers Liverpool Luton Man City - Eastlands Man Utd Millwall - New Den Newcastle Northampton - Sixfields Norwich City Notts Co Oxford - Manor Ground Plymouth P**pey Preston QPR Reading - Elm Park & Mad Stad Sheff wed Shrewsbury - Gay Meadow Stoke City - Brittania Tottenham Watford WBA West Ham Wolves So 52 League Grounds not including SMS and the Dell and Eastleigh, Farnborough and Bashley in non-league.

If I was Ashley I would watch out the next time he fancies downing a pint in one, might have cyanide in it! :drinkers: