OttawaSaint

Making a right pigs ear out this. Seem nervous. Hopefully Ron can get them up for the 2nd half.

Riggght. So that's what Pompey have being doing. Except with PompeyMath it becomes 16,649 empty seats.

Don't forget that they walloped us so badly we had points deducted and they were awarded 10 points for showing the footballing world just how the beautiful game should be played. The result was Saints missing out on promotion to the Premier League and was enough to keep them up. Then, we used our black box technology to fiddle with the mainframe and insert ourselves into the Premier League and them in League 1. No-one except our plucky beautify scented neighbours noticed due to some sort of diversion tactic involving a whale in a bikini and a bandstand full of 3-fingered mutants.

Makes me think of that Baddiel and Skinner sketch on FFL "Saint & Greavsie talk about the Endsleigh league as if it is important". LOL.

We're going to get humped today, they are all over us. Embarrassing goal.

For a team supposed to be playing for their lives, Newcastle were utter ****e today. True Geordie must be about to embark on another epic rant.

Dickhead Villa fans throwing inflatable balls, balloons and scarves all over the pitch. Newcastle had better wake the **** up or it could be curtains for them.

14th place overall (out of 125 men and 2nd out of 29 in M40-49) in the Défi Entreprise 10km in Gatineau Park (just North of Ottawa). Managed 48:05 on a very hilly course. Things shaping up nicely for the marathon in 4 weeks time.

Oh no, please.

I'd like to hear more about that bumming plastic was talking about...

That trolling attempt is weaker than Long's finishing.

Hope Ron tears them a new one during the break.

Sounds counterproductive but go for a very short and slow run. It'll seem like murder at first but your quads will ease quite quickly. Walk if you need to, just keep moving!

Finished my 10 miler in 1:20:21 today with a negative split. Couldn't ask for more after the inconsistent training this year. Very happy with that. Now to push on and get a lot more mileage under my belt in the next six weeks before the Ottawa marathon. Snow is almost all gone so should be able to get out more.

Brilliant from vardy there. So so envious. Those fans mustn't be able to think of anything else at the moment. Not much work getting done in Leicester at the moment. Lol.

No idea, I think long put it out, ball seemed to be gone by the time the goalie dove in. Need to see if again to be sure.

Not even a yellow? He dove in, didn't get any ball. What the ****!

Get the fook in!!! Pellè' with the assist..

Wow that's a great time for a first HM. My first was 2:06 but I have whittled it down to 1:41 over 8 years. On the cusp of a sub-1:40 now but my training this year hasn't been great due to the crappy winter we've had. Races for 2016: 10 miler this month, 10km and the Ottawa Marathon in May. Perth Kilt run Marathon in June. Later in the year: 3 HM and a 50km trail race (my first ultra) with a smattering of 5km races.

He's a bit like a few of the guys I play indoor with on a Friday night. Always hold on to the ball too long, get dispossessed and then make no effort to track back and get the ball. Rinse and Repeat. Skillful guys but easy to play against frustrating to play with as they are so predictable and always want to fanny around with the ball.

Crumbs I remember her. RIP Jill.

He's a Norwich fan. Just comes here to troll.

What the actual ****!!! Yesss!!

We'll never beat these cheats as long as the prem let them bring their own ref...

See, that's how it's done tads me ol mucca...