OttawaSaint

Looking much better with Tadic already.

Because you touch yourself at night...

Tads coming on, he'll score, we'll come in our pants...

Enjoying the 2nd so far. I don't think we've been too bad.

Ref played advantage, but no yellow for that rugby challenge?

Saints look nervous. Need to move the ball quicker, be a bit more incisive. I am a bit worried that we will concede and then we'll be chasing the game. Need a goal to settle us.

Too soon?

Brilliantly played. 1/10

Schrödinger's ***t. You don't know if he supports Saints or not until the final whistle....

So Austin getting hurt is Les and Puel's fault? But haven't you been screaming for him to start each game? If he plays, he's at risk to get hurt, that's just football, nothing LR or CP can do.

Phew! We're going to be fine guys. What a relief!!!

Got a feeling this game will suit Long and he'll score a couple. Might be indigestion though...

Is that fella's beard too heavy for him, keeps falling to the ground...

Thought you said 3-0 based on your expert analysis of the lineup and complex regression analysis of the mean number of changes compared to Leicester.

They are getting into far too many dangerous positions. Don't want to look like the one who pleasures himself with a giant toblerone, but we don't look like scoring and we look perfectly capable of conceding one (or two)

We didn't turn up, that was the problem.

Looking better now. COYS

He got his internet this week and read this forum by mistake. Gone into a deep depression.

LOL at the theatrics there.

More like Osvaldo, scores wonder goal. Never seen again. Need to check other players for black eyes...

I think it's known as Schrödinger's tvvat... You can't tell if he called a Saints victory or defeat until after the final whistle.

2 so far.

Only 3 changes from that Crystal Palace debacle. I'm lost, is this good or bad?

I think these stats are totally meaningless. Total goals is, and we simply haven't scored enough of them. Long has 0, JRod has looked a shadow of his former self and also has 0, Tadic had missed a bunch of games, Boufal hasn't scored in the Prem yet. We don't get much from midfield, JWP has missed a bunch of sitters and Davis has never contributed many. We need another striker to take the pressure off Austin, whether that is a player who has been injured (Long, Tadic), a player who's been off form (JRod, Long, Redmond), or a new player that we bring in, we need more goals.

Nervous. Hope we get the job done with something to spare like when we secured promotion against Coventry. 0-0, 1-0, 1-1 or 0-1 with 10 to play would be torture.