OttawaSaint

Really like our quick passing, we've been very good this half. Deserve a point at least COYS

Really like our quick passing, we've been very good this half. Deserve a point at least COYS

Well spank my bum and call me alpine!!!!!!! CLINE!!!!!

Well spank my bum and call me alpine!!!!!!! CLINE!!!!!

I actually quite like what we are trying to do, it's the execution that is lacking atm.

I actually quite like what we are trying to do, it's the execution that is lacking atm.

I think that they should have gone with Boruc against 'pool, but not for the reasons others are stating. FF could do without shipping 4 goals on his debut, if he loses confidence then what are we left with? A fat Boruc in a strop...great!

Don't forget according to the forum experts just how **** Crouch was supposed to be when we signed him...

People were excited when Osvaldo signed, people were scathing when we got Crouch. You never know how it will turn out FFS.

Of those 150,000 who die each day, how many of them were well known to millions of people all over the world by bringing them joy and entertainment in their films/stand up etc? Yeah, nothing wrong with feeling sad about someone who brought a lot of joy to people.

Birth year post. Get tae fuk Pompey scum!

The only certainty is that if Liverpool score the moaners will suddenly descend on this board en masse...

But Alpine said...

Really? Surprised you never mentioned it sooner....

No flies on you eh?

In other news Betfair have stopped taking money on Alpine mentioning "one size" in a post in the next fortnight...

This thread really demonstrates who the colossal bellends on here are. Give the guy a chance FFS. Not every big money signing works out as you lot continually remind us (and a bit more) about Gaston and Osvaldo.

34 years supporting Saints ruined by a bunch of crybaby spastics venting on twitter. All footballers are ****s...

What a totally thick **** he is. ****ter is going to ruin football (if it isn't already)...

Chamberlain left years ago...

I'd love to play up front for this team, just thinking of all those perfectly weighted passes, devastatingly accurate whipped in crosses, and perfect decision making and link-up play from the forum experts playing in midfield.

See, this lacks the subtlety of a troll, so what is it then? mental illness?

Are some of you like this in real life? "Oh no honey, we're out of butter!!!!" "what are we going to do?? Oh no, my toast is ruined!" "that's it I am going to miss breakfast and then i'll become anorexic" "Ohhh I don't feel well now, i'll be dead before next week, I AM TELLING YOU!"

So what? When you buy players in January they don't get friendlies to prepare. Just wait and see what happens eh?

In before someone calls this total bellend a total bellend...