OttawaSaint

In other news Betfair have stopped taking money on Alpine mentioning "one size" in a post in the next fortnight...

This thread really demonstrates who the colossal bellends on here are. Give the guy a chance FFS. Not every big money signing works out as you lot continually remind us (and a bit more) about Gaston and Osvaldo.

34 years supporting Saints ruined by a bunch of crybaby spastics venting on twitter. All footballers are ****s...

What a totally thick **** he is. ****ter is going to ruin football (if it isn't already)...

Chamberlain left years ago...

I'd love to play up front for this team, just thinking of all those perfectly weighted passes, devastatingly accurate whipped in crosses, and perfect decision making and link-up play from the forum experts playing in midfield.

See, this lacks the subtlety of a troll, so what is it then? mental illness?

Are some of you like this in real life? "Oh no honey, we're out of butter!!!!" "what are we going to do?? Oh no, my toast is ruined!" "that's it I am going to miss breakfast and then i'll become anorexic" "Ohhh I don't feel well now, i'll be dead before next week, I AM TELLING YOU!"

So what? When you buy players in January they don't get friendlies to prepare. Just wait and see what happens eh?

In before someone calls this total bellend a total bellend...

L'pool will get tired of his powder puff scuffed shooting. All the tricks in the world mean nothing if he scuffs most of his crosses and shots afterwards.

Pretty much see the same thing on here, whining about Lallana etc. and then talking of plundering Feyenord with the next breath...

As others have said Lovren was class in the early part of the season but was poor at times later on. At the world cup I was shocked at how poor he looked against great players, he had a mare against eto'o and naymar. In games he was consistently beaten for pace and would dive in or grab his opponent. Can see him giving away a lot of penalties this season, he'll be a whipping boy at Liverpool if he goes.

I'm only logging in to get quick updates on signings etc. I mean let's face it, players will leave, players will arrive, but we don't have any control over any of it. Come the start of the season we'll cheer on our team. Sure it's disappointing to lose good players etc but at the end of the day almost all of us couldn't go and cheer for anyone else so we make the best of what we have, who knows how it will turn out? Great players often fail and underwhelming signings sometimes do really well. Let's wait and see eh?

Title decider on last day vs Citeh

Our commentator said Lallana of Southampton and said 3 years ago he was playing in the third tier against Hartlepool...

Here comes lalana

Worst game of the world cup so far!

Maybe he just changed the sheets and doesn't want any accidents...

In those 2 weeks Saints have no wins, no goals, have put in 0 effort... This is awful!

Think yourself lucky... Channon Mcmennamy Danny Wallace Rod Wallace Shearer Ball Flowers Shilton Keegan Hoddle Richard Hall Dean Richards

Damn, does that mean we didn't finish 8th anymore?

Great! Now he just has to sort them into one of two piles, "all sh1t" and "all fart"...

Well well well, that's 2 down, you'd better wind your neck in to avoid joining them...

He doesn't have a face, he's just a giant arsehole...