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Wouldn't happen at my place, unless one of them had lost a 20 euro note

I mean your average employee wouldn't have anything much to do with Cortese anyway. Doubt if he makes the tea and hands out the biccys really.Must be a fairly senior person.

Mussolini's principal attribute-the trains ran on time.

Not Wes Brown at right back then,after last week's game he's certainly fit in with "not doing so well". Principal architect of their humiliating loss I'd say. Still other criteria probably not so exact.

Sir Alex doesn't have rows with players, he just gives them bollikings when necessary. However so as not to appear too wimpish I expect they make out that they gave as good as they got,which isn't the case.

the weather certainly won't, minus 18 brrrr

Sounds like a good man to have at the helm then. Far far too many employees seem to think companies should be run in a manner which falls half way between a greek democracy and a vicars tea party.

If that's anywhere near right it's a very good deal for us.

there is a fundamental flaw in this argument, won't say what though cos there'll be a lot of cage rattling.:cool:

Doubt it, he was training with the reserves at PSG up to just before Christmas, doesn't get paid or anything, just turns up and trains.No possibility of him playing for them though,he even offered to play for free (or just get a bonus if they get in the top 4 -which is unlikely).It's a well known fact around the Camp des Loges.

You don't need tokens to shaag sheep, you need welly boots. nb ask old people they'll tell you why.On second thoughts http://jokes.federal.ro/joke/868.htm

Strange he couldn't get a better club than Falkirk though.

although he thinks he's moving from Juventus to Atletico Madrid very soon.

I was thinking more of the portugese connection. Claudio Pitbull, now there's a name I like, pity he's pretty crap though.

Fonte has a brother, used to play for Arsenal kids but now plays in Portugal.

who is of course playing in the CCC and expects to move up to the Premiership, yeah right. It's all bolleaux anyway, just a made up rumour to pass away an afternoon.

All exciting speculation,but what about the right back that we so desperately need.

I'll tell you a story About Jack a Nory; And now my story's begun; I'll tell you another Of Jack and his brother, And now my story is done.

The francophone clan sticking together then.

But as we have as yet to permanently sign an active player from a superior level club it makes you wonder exactly what it will take to get them to sign for us in League 1.

He probably doesn't fancy 18 months in League 1. That's going to be a really big sticking block for us on signing players. Plus I doubt that we are offering top class salaries, decent salaries without a doubt but no one is going to get more than 6 or 7 K basic from us.

Chinese international ??

Won't give away many handballs though.

Why should they not make "big journeys" it really can't be that bad. a big 4WD with an experienced winter driver would knock off Coventry -Southampton in a couple of hours.

there are rumours ??