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can you blame them really, Gazza's incompetence just puts the whole unit under strain, everything has to be done differently. Stuff that Boruc would just come out and hoover up has to be despatched forward by the defence because it's as likely as not it would turn into a feck up with Gazza. All I know is that pre-Gazza we'd conceded 8 goals in 12 and a half games and since then we've conceded 7 in three and a half.

to boot what was the first thing Sherwood did, yep straight back to 442 with Adebayor (who AVB had exiled from the first team group) and the ageing I don't give a toss because I've already got my MLS contract at 90K a week, Defoe. Townsend and Lennon instructed to get wide and put it into the mixer. West Ham just sponged it up and actually had far more shots on target.

not with basic stuff no, a schoolboy keeper would have got the incident leading to the off the line clearance right as likely as not. Gazza came out wide of his goal and simply missed the ball.

Why would that be ?

I would be pretty confident except that we have Gazza in goal, a couple of long dolly droppers or a daisy cutter centre that he fails to read correctly could put us in no end of trouble even though we may dominate the game outrageously. Look at the incident early on in the Newcastle game when he came out and just missed his collection, fortunately Chambers cleared the shot off of the line but if the Toon player had hit it properly the game would have been all over after 10 minutes.

I see that Sherwood thinks he has, or should have anyway, a genuine chance of getting the job on a permanent (well in name anyway) basis. Taking laughing stock to a whole new dimension, sacking AVB for a couple of defeats and replacing him with the tea boy who probably engineered the demise of AVB anyway.

sounds about right. With a bit of luck they'll field the useless Holtby somewhere or other. Another duffer that the tabloid press made them buy.

Vertonghen is out for a fair while, think they're trying to speed up his return with "blood spinning" treatment, New Year at best if it works. Spurs back 4 is of little import, they're all error prone anyway. Game will be decided in midfield where we should have the upper hand with all those injuries and suspensions that they have. Dinosaur Sherwood might even be stupid enough to try 442 again.

Agent Bollix working overtime again.

we've got a couple of really average performers when it comes to PSR, Boruc and Lambert being the principal culprits. Nearly half of Boruc's passes go astray and about a third of Lambert's. Other than that we're pretty decent. Now as John Major would say "It's no use living in some dumb disneyland and waving your arms about, these are the facts".

More Tim Sherwood's idea of football than resting first teamers, all his old faves back in there, Adebayor,Defoe. I can only see Soldado missing, all the rest are either injured or suspended.

What you mean deliberately not shaking his or Morgan's hand although he'd made the effort to go over to our bench and shake hands with Adam. Childish behaviour, like the little Spurs mascot girl who drew her hand away from Suarez last Sunday and stuck her fingers up. Probably made him really angry, serves them right.

probably get a couple of matches suspension, 3 may be same as a red card.

Hah Patty Hewes, now she's a nasty piece of work.

looks like something you might find with a Roman Legion.

lost a couple of cup finals, one at Chelsea, one at Spurs, perhaps won a lower league title trophy at Swindon.

Bearsy building up NC street credit here, preparing the old I'm usually right for when he sells Lambert to the Skates in January.

can he play in goal ?

well he would though wouldn't he, he is rubbish, just utter rubbish. Remember those old Charles Atlas ads, well Pitroipa is the bloke who always gets sand kicked in his face, you only have to blow on him to knock him off the ball. Totally unsuited to PL football. Jeez and people moan about Gaston, this bloke is a half Gaston.

well I bloody well hope not, he is awful, absolutely awful. If we want a winger we should be looking at blokes like Valencia.

My what a lot of old whingers you all are, get yourselves down to the W.I.

it's Miguel D'Agostino isn't it, first team coach.

wrong name then, the other Belgian thug that they've got at Spurs.

football from the 1990s perhaps. Been plenty of jobs available, Hoddle has never got one of them since his demise at Spurs.

depends where they are with their left backs, Naughton and Rose are both doubtful I think. Then you have the never ending list of Vermeulen, Kaboul etc.