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Captain saying hi to his home island I should think.

Wife bones turkeys and stitches them back up again (alright alright settle down titter titter) before she cooks them. Dab hand with the old kitchen knives actually.Then again she's a botanist so I guess she must have dissected few poor beasts in her Uni days. Just need to slice it afterwards, anyway you like

Their win over us was because they got lucky when some skate animal or other put Morgan out of the Championship decider especially as Hammond gifted them the match.

Absolute zero, less than that if it's possible. It's the minus 273° C of religion in our house. All scientists and engineers around here, no place for unsubstantiated dogma.

doubt if we ever really looked at Sanchez anyway, he's crap and wouldn't get anywhere near our first team. I wouldn't believe anything you read in papers about signings from France just now, it's agent money earning time. However having said that I read that Liverpool won't be going for top rate players this January because they're a bit skint and will go for stop gaps until the summer. Isimat-Mirin is a bit of a non-entity really as is anyone playing for Valenciennes at this moment.

And yet I remember many chagrinned outpourings when we didn't sign Guthrie last summer, much better than any of our midfielders if I recall correctly.

Reading need to change their manager, the one they have is clueless. Players are better than the performance I saw yesterday. Perhaps the owner is picking the team.:rolleyes:

wouldn't He need a referendum on that first ? Or at least a majority vote from the tripartite committee.

Need an asteroid for that though. Anyway I've heard from good "sources" that the end of the world has been cancelled due to poor ticket sales and an Underground drivers strike.

And why exactly are we having a tsunami ?

there was a famous one in the 60/70s Savundra: Fire Auto and Marine

Depends, good for clubs with packed schedules, probably good for players, not so good for fans. Anyway everybody knows how Wenger hates the Christmas and New Year schedules, just needs a butterfly to sneeze in Amazonia for him to be wanting to postpone matches.

They want Bafé Gomis, talks already underway between Liverpool and Lyon, don't know why they'd want Gomis and Lambert. Gomis will set them back about 12 million euros anyway.

Correct, the rest of this season has to be about damage limitation because of our awful start. Just to stay up we need another 8 or 9 wins (a bit less if we get a goodly number of draws). Twice as may as we have now from just 6 more games including Utd ,Chelsea and most of the relegation candidates away .

Too many guns, too many nutjobs, too many civil rights, too much greed and too much inequality means it will keep on happening. It's not just the guns, it's the environnment in which they exist.

American Pie leads us to believe that warm apple pie is just the ticket. Don't eat it afterwards should the expected apocalypse not take place though. In any other case the zombies will get it and they're not picky by all accounts.

perhaps we had a Barca inspired epiphany about a local boy being captain. Either that or Fonte doesn't want the responsability on a permanent basis.

until you remember that Lambert didn't start the first game of the season, now why that was I either don't know or can't remember, but for our first appearance in the PL under the new regime Lambert wasn't considered to be irreplacable. Mind you whatever the point that someone was trying to prove was, playing Guly at CF wasn't the best way of doing it.

I'll tell the wife to pick up a barrel when she goes to the corner shop.

what just go to work at 1314 metres altitude where it will be no doubt below zero and miss the hottest day of the year ? what sort of plan is that. Anyway with a tsunami might be some good surfing to be had, not that I've ever done any surfing mind you.

Might take a day off and go to the beach on Friday then.

Return of the Native ?? I wonder if Clym's mum turned into a zombie after getting bitten by a adder.

Hmm Venn, Reddleman, now there's a profession that you don't get much call for these days. Wonder if there are online reddle sales. Mind you, you don't get many girls called Thomasin either.No wonder the world is ending

he was supposed to sod off to Oz anyway but kinda didn't or not for as long as expected. Don't know if there's much factual base to a lot of the stuff he posts anyway.

I could believe it, wouldn't make any much less sense than some of our other summer transfer activity, in fact it might rationalise some of it.