Window Cleaner

maybe he'll have an off day

Depends on whether we can score before they do, the result is .down to our front men, if they're mute again and can't convert the chances that are created for them at the outset we will probably get dumped on.

Unsurprising, he wasn't all that great for us last season, which is why NA didn't play him unless he had no other choice. Some of our fans vastly overestimate the qualities of very average football players.....like Dickson, truely woeful footballer but some thought he was the bees bolloaks.

I've got a pen that I took fromTim Berners-Lee, don't tell him though he'll want it back.

Didn't help our cause in any way this time though, and as we're currently getting smashed by the Sussex openers it looks like it might be a bad couple of days for Hants CCC

looks like a bit of a dodgy dos at Scarborough, Yorkshire have 2 joke bowlers on and are letting Gloucs smash them about, no doubt to reach some fixed target in a minimum of time and overs. Surely that ain't kosher!

What people? the club is run by a person not people.

having an "agenda" would be too much effort for most journalists, just writing arbitrary bullshît is far less tiring for them.

Can't be right, no Guly

Oh the Arse, doubt if they'll even make the top 4 this time round, why I see them as our best chance of a point in the first few matches.

This is the trouble, the top sides have 3 decent keepers each so the acceding minnows like ourselves are left with the dregs.

El Trabsi got Wigan 3 points on Saturday already, if we had him or someone like him we might even be on 4 points now.

Strange one this fallacy that being a "character" can actually couterbalance lack in quality in performance. Same thing with De Ridder I guess, just because he tweets a lot can in no way make up for the fact that he isn't a particulary good footballer.

Yes to replace Kelvin cos he ain't good enough, we won't though, not until January t least and then who knows we might be so far adrift because we didn't act in time that it just won't matter any more.

But in that case we should be looking for a Turnip and some Steel.

And ST holders, who had just seen the price of the prized sesame take a massive spike, to placate.

cyberspace equivalent of a smacked wrist I think, unless you go really overboard then you get the virtual equivalent of standing in the corner wearing a dunce's cap.

In my day at the old juvenile learning emporium it was a gold star on your exercise book for the former and a couple of whacks with mr Whippy for the latter (Mr Whippy being a cane not an Ice Cream Vendor).

Probably like all those old actors and actresses who get an Oscar for the entirety of their career's work. Like refs who give out yellow cards for a few fouls by the same player, they usually point to the approximate zones where the fouls were perpetrated. o

Can you still buy the Old Kent Rd for 60£ at Monopoly ?

I'd scoot off if I was you before F'sC asks you why you called yourself Luncheon Voucher Saint.

what does your valet say about it ?

so he moved, probably got divorced, Portland is the single parent capital of the whole wide world.

socal as in southern california ??, think it's a recognised regional abbreviation.

How long did it take to get a work permit for Suarez or David Luis or any of those other Brazilians,Argentines and Uruguayans? Think it's only a formality if they meet the criteria set down by the FA to the Home Office.