Window Cleaner

Does he even get a game with the U21s at the moment ? haven't checked. Anyway as I said yesterday I think, none of the U21 or Academy groups seem to be training with the first team just now so I guess the burden of taking us to the PL has been adjuged to the first team group alone.

Probably you're confused by the fact that you don't understand how a threesome works. You do the girls, the girls do each other,one of the girls helps you do the other and all variants of this.This was how it was with my Belgian ladies all those years ago. Now if 2,3,4,5 or 6 ladies simply take turns with you and nothing else, that's like a gang bang which go both ways.

But in my case they did actually catch the criminals, or 2 young delinquents confessed to the crime as one of many others anyway.Whether the police found them by enquiries or whether they caught them red handed and the lads owned up as "other charges to be taken into consideration" I couldn't say.I was awarded reparative damages so in theory the Bill had done their job. The culprits probably got locked up for something else and never became solvent enough to pay up I suppose. I just sent all the guff to the insurance and as they'd already advanced me for the damages I never thought about it again,until yesterday that is.

What? Have you never read Viz ? Now getting gang banged by the Fat Slags..that's something you wouldn't fancy t'is true. Perhaps Viz no longer exists, perhaps young men no longer get taken advantage of by a couple or three randy girls at a party or rock festival.Life for young men no longer sounds much fun. Here you go introduction to the Fat Slags.. WARNING, this probably won't be suitable for viewing at your place of employment

Might have been Lard though.

Just 4 home wins from 11 games is a bit of a miserable win prediction though. Beating Peterborough at least must be within our capabilites.That and a draw at Palace would make the count about right.

In fact we'd probably be looking to acquire 30/40% of their support if they go bust and we move up to the PL.Not the hard liners like Westwood but there must be some floating Pompey support around Titchfield and Fareham that would come to SMS on a fairly regular basis. Not sure if facts would bear me out but I'm sure we lost a few marginals to Pompey when we went down and they stayed in the Premier League

Hopefully sooner than later then, I'd really like to see Leicester step up and beat Reading this week-end, just for a new dose of feel good factor on a personal basis.

Did not Millwall take the lead against them? Reading still won 2-1 so the theory breaks down a bit. Reading are just doing whatever is necessary to try to obtain automatic promotion which is score and then shut up shop. No doubt it doesn't please their supporters (or some of them) but they've had a couple of sob stories in the play-offs and are probably intent on avoiding them,by using whatever method it takes to do that.

If Nigel dropped Chaplow completely from the 16 then I assume that he had his reasons for that, perhaps there's a bit of a reaction from his recent knee injury.Cork's been looking a bit run down for a couple of games now and many wanted to see Hammond replace him at least for the Ipswich game.

Let's get this straight. If we equal Reading's results and draw with them we will be above them.If we beat them we will probably stay above them. They are 3 points light and have just the one game in hand.Furthermore our GD is vastly superior.

Not so, we can assure our destiny by beating Reading.All other results being equal.

20 points probably wouldn't be enough anyway. Got to be looking at another 21 even now.

Which he obviously won't do anyway. He's probably more p*ssed off about paying a (relatively) lot of money for Sharp who isn't getting a start and not getting any goals either. I really do wonder sometimes if our goal scorers are regular enough, not individually but as a unit.We do seem to waste a fair few chances when we really need not to do that.

Just as I thought, sounds more like a serial ****. I'd claim to have been gang banged, always looks good on a guy's resume.

I still think that the 2 automatic promotion places will ultimately be decided in the West Ham-Reading and Saints-Reading games. I've always maintained that the minimum for AP will be 86/87 points this season.

Ah well not a great result, roll on Saturday.

not good

we don't even come into the equation, they're just plain shîte.

There you go, lucky big tits does the job again.

if she ran very far she'd finish with 2 black eyes.

Doesn't Erica Roe work in his book-shop?

corner, time for Jos?

warming up,

Guly misses good chance, fans will moan even more