Window Cleaner

my that's a pair of whoppers, good job she doesn't run for the bus, she black both of her eyes.

Great, commentary on women's knitting club activities.

we're getting some at 800 metres tomorrow apparently, got my new M+S tyres this morning.

get an intravenous shot of OSH then I shall soon be attacking the old Carrefour's Finest, sun's not over the farm yard yet though, in fact it's probably snowing.

Bastards are going to score soon, our side is too weak .

Off the line for Shrews, come on Saints sort it out.

we miss him when he does play as well, or at least this season.

P*ss poor

when I was at Winfrith I used to go down to the novel writing of a Saturday afternoon. Very apt really, today being the very day that that sequence refers to. A Saturday in November was approaching that time......embrowned etc etc Anyway enough of that, nobody got a pic of Inna with her norks hanging out or something like that.

Come on Nigel kick their butts cos we've got nothing on the bench that will provide any impact

the crowd have been "suitably quelled" don't hear Dave say that sort of thing.

he's getting the hang of it now, told you he only does Women's Institute cake sale commentaries as a rule. or novel writing from Dorchester

shîte

sounds like we're playing at half-pace.

Bournemouth 3 up already against Tranmere, shows how shîte they really are.

Petrucchio,Petrucchio wherefore art thou Petrucchio.

not so much, UK only

Raining

probably does commentary on coronations and state funerals as a rule.

Shrewsbury commentary is absolutely crap

not Saint's Player evidently

movement of the ball from the halfway line to the penalty spot with a throw in as well.

sort it out SP, there's a terrible echo.

Long throw merchant

Easy peasy, they'll just let him run smack into them at full pace. Don't even get a card for that as a rule.