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well don't put down that you only drink OSH on your resume (or CV) won't get a job with a tabloid with pussy drinking habits like that. Need to be able to down a gallon of whisky between 10 am and 2 pm to get a bye line with the Lunchtime O'Booze rags.

but the problem is always the same as it has been from day 1 of the season. We have strikers who are totally nase against decent defences.Against crap they do a job or refs give us penaties or something but we have no firepower against solid defences.We needed to splash the old lucre for a fast,two footed striker in august once it became evident that Lambert was crocked or not interested or whatever it is that ails him.Until we sort that out we will continue with these hit or miss results.

A comfortable win was never on the cards when thevman told us we'd start with the same team as last week, he nearly always gets it right ,a real itk on team selection.

well not really, they'd have 17 points and we'd still have 15.

before the start preferably

Bignall sounds shît

no effective strikers, nothing new there really, been the same all season

ooh fergie time

good manager Poyet.

we don't need to mess him about overmuch, he has a lot of offers or so I hear anyway.

Chaplow nearly drops us in the crapper again, don't see what anybody sees in the bloke really

yep but that was probably due to too many boilermakers at lunchtime.

the bickering is a bit understandable, we should be doing better if we're to go up this year and yet we aren't. If Saints don't get promotion this season will be absolutely catastrophic for the club and the fans sense that already.

Linesman feeling unwell, must be a Saint's fan then.

eventually ........... anyway I coach a girl's track team, always make sure they have the right shoes on straight away because there are a few real airheads amongst them.

as he does every now and again at the moment.

bet they have difficulty riding their bikes with those shoes.

straggly haired Saint's defender loses ball, you can't always pass it out from the back, not if you don't know what you're doing anyway.

because they didn't try to play football as likely as not.

Tranmere are absolute crap, playing them was like playing a girl guides team. Crap players looked good,we left better players out as a consequence, now we're paying the price.

we're already getting dîcked

as they should have been at the start.

oh dear

We have been lulled into a false sense of superiority by overwhelming a pile of crap last week. We needed to play the side that started against Bournemouth, Guly will add nothing against thugs like Huddersfield and Chaplow isn't in Morgan's class for holding the ball and creating time and space.

Deano booked, that's him out next week then