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Steve Grant said he'd seen the programme, on this very thread.

I guess he owes the club for 4994 programmes then. Maybe he bought them all as a souvenir

Maybe Ladbrokes in Woolston are just doing the decent thing by protecting idiots from themselves.

Although some of might surmise that he might be a man who isn't all that keen on spending money without it producing the specifically targeted results.

Can't believe you took the time to look that up

Did he buy all of the programmes then?

they don't have chip shops in OSM, just the local "Pommes Pont Neuf" emporium

Those were obviously fake programmes put about by NC to make it seem like there was nothing wrong and that AP wouldn't be sacked on Wednesday, you know how he loves secrecy, come on man get with the conspiracy theorists.

the "bored" ? must be those that watched the first half yesterday then. Whoever forms a new government should have one initial goal, improve literacy.

Nothing really exceptional said at all. Talked about today's game, players, next season, start of pre-season fitness work etc.

Why so ? He'll just bang on about today's match.

not here it hasn't

Bog standard 3-1

Penalty for us

Goodly, even if there are a few free under 8s and U12s in that number.

Missed the attendance figure..what was it, good turn-out apparently

She wouldn't mind, she hates cooking and shopping. And the au pair was an incredible hulk lookalike, good cook though, kids liked her.

Crap as per usual. they want everybody to stay for the player's lap of honour.

Probably a whole lot better, we had an au pair when the kids were small, much better cook that the Mrs.

Puncheon misses an easy one

Probably because it is rumoured that half a dozen were actually sold at the MegaStore before they were withdrawn.

Southend have scored, good job Markus isn't there.

Must be an absolute basket case.

No, not the one that's on the field today.