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my right arm feels numb + i have pain in chest. Am i heart attack or stroke? Or am i gonna be ok cos it's right side not left side? It has been like it for 2 hours so far. I'm getting bit worried. That is my wanking arm yo i will be needing it at lunchtime.

i would of just turn round + decapitate zombie with sharpened mop. I prob watch too much walking dead but my anti-zombie instincts is finely honed.

my gf. i think i might of left it too late tho, i've already bought present.

Nu-uh! Champions is just brand name. If it was that all of the entrants had to be Champions they would call it Champion's League. In any case at end of tournament someone is crowned Champions of Europe. Not best runner up and also ran of Europe. Stop hating on Champions League! It's the best tournament eva!

i like it how it is! If you just had league winners you'd only have teams who was best last season, not neccessarily who is the best team this year.

it was v.weird ending. What happened to the whole brody family? Much as the story-lines bout his dumb wife + kids was annoying it was strange for them to disappear completely. I would of thought we'd least see their reactions. Also big to muslims for hanging the wrong cia operative! They could of had carrier yo! She was right there!

i think this would be sufficient evidence in most courts. It is clear than any award won by tokyos, excepting poster most like to give hand-jobs to father-in-laws, must be compromised.

the snowman will be even more poignant when i watch it this christmas. RIP

Yeah i voted tokyos for king of muppet show + also for MVP. I did this mainly cos i thought he wouldn't get any votes + i didn't want him to have bad feels. It was like charity vote.

Dunno bout that, seems like they spend their time working on a team shape that is presumably designed to combat the opposition, they just don't spend ages sitting around going watch Rooney, he's good player. And Carrick he is good passing. And Van Persie is got good left foot.

That weren't a clean vote yo! If anything it made me feel dirty.

I'll take it, pioneer, pugilist, jazz legend + first man on the moon. All rolled into one. Just out of interest, did anyone cast a clean vote on tokyos? Anyone? Just one person, we won't hold it against you!

I just don't know what is becoming of music! I am disgusted with the whole industry. If the most talented musician of his age - the mozart of our generation - can become so disillusioned as to retire his gift at such a young age and deny the world his music 4eva then there is just something really sick going on. I'll go further than that, although similar in their precociousness at such a young age Bieber's talent probably outstrips Mozart, who was not nearly so good at singing, and whose talent did not extend to haircuts and never wore cool trainers. None of the world's top producers wanted to work with Mozart but they are banging down Bieber's door. Mozart had no conception of autotune. Sure, Bieber has already given us many of the greatest and most moving pieces of music ever heard by human kind - "Beauty and a Beat" from the Believe album, "U Smile" from My World 2.0, but this artist had so much more to give. The world will be a grim and silent place when he is gone. Children will no longer sing in the playgrounds. People will not cry themselves to sleep listing to the Never Say Never remix album. Christmas will hardly seem like Christmas without Bieber's Under The Mistletoe collection. I'm sick of it! That hack manufactured boy bands like Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon, Artic Monkeys - they know who they are - could have driven Bieber to make this moral stand. I could just cry. Srsly.

You know when Westwood come down for the pompey youth game? He sat in ur seat.

plenty of new information there i.e. that our scouting is "unerringly accurate" (sic). Some stuff is not as revolutionary as made out tho, Portsmouth have been getting their kit from skips for years. srsy tho, when did you ever read an article like that bout a chairman? It's like MLG got a job at bbc or something. I entered every paragraph expecting news of the 50k seat cortesedome.

ugh just received a selfie from NC. Bit embarrassing tbh.

send me pm pls

send me pm pls

What are you looking for him to do, a bit of keepy-uppy or sommit?

i would encourage everyone to watch this video to find out truth bout tokyos/braveheart [video=youtube_share;tHA1ufmLZQY]

Is shay given any good? My villa mate is offering him to me, apparently he is currently on short loan at middlesborough but is available for Jan.

Did you vote tokyos minus 10 in the MVP category? I think we may be able to accommodate this, especially if you're postal vote from overseas naval base.

Wouldn't mind hearing a bit more about this if you're not too busy, Monk. I'm not sure quite what you mean.

welcome to the forum robotdevil7. You'll fit right in. Edit: I have avatar for you: