Bearsy

I still find difficult to believe! I reckon is bolllocks. Particularly the hissing thing like gas chamber! If I was there and people was doing it, it wouldn't even occur to me it was sposed to be gas chamber! And I can't see them doing it anyway! They'd look ridiculous!

srlsy? I find this difficult to believe!

do we actually have anti-semitism over here? I never met anyone who gives a fuck either way if people is Jewish or not.

what pic? The massive whale cock?

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link pls

interesting! I read that one sea beastie, i think it might be sharks, don't do penetration they have penis like cannon and fire spunk bullets at passing bird sharks. Imagine how hilarious that would be if we had same system!

yeah i have done this job. First thing they teach you is Indian accent. You may want to practice that at home to get ahead of the game, or perhaps visit ur local curry house and strike up conversation. You will soon get hang of it! The other fun thing to do is see how far you can push it when asking the personal security questions. Ease into it with mothers maiden name, postcode etc. then be looking through their account and be asking questions like "When you went to Londis last Tuesday & bought milk+newspaper, what chocolate bar did you get?".

yeah is true tokyos, i watched a whole documentary bout submarines one time and most of it was just them being chased round ocean by sex-starved blue whales, to tune of Benny Hill music

I will miss him cos i still think he has got best chant! I loved it last season vs norwich when the chapel massive was going absolute mental singing the GWA song! Straight outta Gillingham, crazy motherfucker named Paulo We call him the G-Nigga With Attitude When he's sent off, he gets his sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and the ref gets hauled off All you skates, if ya fuck with him The police are gonna hafta come and get him Off yo ass, that's how he's goin out For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out Skates start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when he's down for a jack move Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin with a crime record like Charles Manson AK-47 is his tool Not like Boruc act the motherfuckin fool And you can go toe to toe, no maybe He's knockin skates out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly that he's down with the capital C-P-T Boy you can't fuck with him So when he's in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz Paolo is crazy as fuck As he leave, believe he's stompin but when he come back, boy, he's comin straight outta Gillingham clap clap clap

don't listen to them tokyos, i totally believe ur story! I imagine that this prob happens quite often which explains similar stories! Here is another story that I read bout in Sunday Times. British Submarine was being pursued by enemy submarine. They wasn't worried cos their submarine was best submarine. but they couldn't escape! Every where they went it was right up their arse! No matter how much deep or how much fast they couldn't escape! It was so close that when they was doing the sonar bings they was coming straight back! Finally the British submarine driver decided to stop and fight. He rung down to the torpedos room and told one of his men - let's call him Brett from Camden - to open torpedo tube cos they was gonna fire torpedo, but as soon as Brett opened hatch to torpedo tube this massive blue whale penis come bursting out! It wasn't enemy submarine chasing, it was randy blue whale with knob stuck in torpedo tube! All of the seamen drowned in semen. It's what they would of wanted. RIP.

Yo! I found surprisingly little to say bout West Ham, I'm afraid! I mean I obv wrote a whole thing bout Karren Brady but i actually deleted it on grounds of taste+decency. I'm still getting death threats from Norwich City fans cos of my thoughts bout Delia Smith and we don't take chances. I'm quite fond of my knee-caps! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/09/scouting-report-west-ham-united.html If you know anything interesting or tactically relevant bout West Ham please mention + I will steal + include in the official report I submit to ponch!

I'm not a price pikey! What I do right when negotiating iPhones contract is I say, no iphones, I don't want unlimited datas I would sooner have 1GB limit so you can charge me £438 when my broadband went down and i spent the whole month watching porns + netflix over 3G. True story!

Interesting. Do they do anything to the people who is Not Proven? I mean I know they can't go prison, but do they at least give them a kicking or make them listen bagpipes before sending them on their way?

That sounds a good system tokyos! I would do that system! My only other idea is if instead of just Guilty or Innocent you can also be found "Yeah he probably done it, but we can't prove nothing." If ur getting that verdict you probably can't go to prison or nothing, but at least I would know not to let Kevin from Coronation Street babysit my kids. Or at least to confiscate his teddybear first.

Would you let Kevin from Coronation Street babysit your kids? Serious question! I'm interest.

I reckon it would be better not to prosecute innocent people in the first place. That is what I would do! I dunno why they keep insist on prosecuting innocent people, it seems a big waste of everyone's time.

Didn't look fit to me. If he ever manages to go 6 months without an injury he'll be a different player.

On reflection I don't think Lambert was v.suited to the game today. He's more effective when we have control of midfield and are pressing teams back, we was more counter attack today. I would of played Osvaldo instead.

Why do they do that benjii? Don't they know how upsetting I find it? I will have nightmare now. I wish I hadn't watched that

maybe i'm bias but he seems like the only c*nt who ain't giving the ball away cheaply

Good game this! Probably best game of all time. One of them games people will tell their grandchildren about.

did you miss the goal?

hahaha speeches ffs!

I'm so excite! I usually only watch england games so i can hate on milners + coles etc, but Rickie has reduced the England c*nt factor by about 40%! I almost hope they win!