Bearsy

Bletch is world class in his trolling of brett IMO.

Yeah they're on my list, i wouldn't trust them near baby cambridge with long-handled blades. I would lay down my life rather than let them near sweet+innocent baby cambridge.

Hi Duke, Just as an aside cos phil forgot to mention, before you upload can you pls check that all boobs are clearly visible? Tks

Oooh smell the desperation! Bet my offer of iphones 4 is starting to look pretty good now yo! Srsly tho, do you want me to spot you a few bucks till ur iphones money comes in? cos I'm totally willing to do that. I'd have to move a few things round, call in some debts but I could probably raise north of £15 to £18.

no way colon! grand theft auto is a felony if u cross state lines. A gangsta is hardly likely to risk that!

FFS Colon r u being purposely dense? A gangster wouldn't! A gangster would use tommy guns hanging out the side of a 1928 armoured cadillac. A gangsta, however would exactly use a Lamborghini! What do you think he would do? Hire a prius?

Mayuka ripping one in from 20 yards, for a start!

As this has clearly passed the censor as main board thread, did we ever have Russian player? How bout a Russian playa?

Ur getting gangsta confused with gangster. They're two completely different things!

I would rob her hair salon any day of the week.

ur gay, springbreakers is awesome! Even if u don't like looking at birds arses, and I know some people don't, every second from when James Franco turns up to when he gets dropped on the docks is transcendent. PS - Spoilers!

mods pls fraction this troll! Have you seen the one where they make a monkey + a bear have a bicycle race and the bear wins + when he catches the monkey, he eats him?

Les Reed imo

Good post turkish

Lol boots on the other foot this time yo!

i've literally never been in an aldi or a lidl's, despite what jealous ppl is saying on here! I did hear though that they don't stack the stuff on actual shelves, they just wheel it out in crates and you have to fight over it like at somali refugee camp.

Have you ever been jacking off right, but then you get a bit over-excited right and fire off big-style and some lands in ur actual mouth? No, me neither.

funfact: The bearsy halloween playsuit was designed with life-size replica bollocks

Yeah, sentry, dont tell her I said she was jizzface pls

don't be that way phil! I mean i ain't found them yet but I'm sure there is lols in reviewing porn movies, i think this one was prob just a bit vanilla to be interesting, i may need to seek out the gonzo menstrual felching subgenre or pissface or something. I'm sure spudders can hook me up!

aka how tokyos dad met his mum

I'm gonna come round your house, stand in your front room all night going woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-wooooah clap clap clap

He's a biggish unit. Came as a surprise to me, I had him down as diminutive winger type, like nathan dyer or something.

They're doing my head in, they make exactly the same noise no matter what's happening, if they score, if we score, if someone chins the ref it's just continual woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-wooooah clap clap clap.