Bearsy

i need photos of this pls

Harry was packing his suitcase for a lovely holiday in Dubai. "Will you be needing your Professional Code Of Conduct?" inquired his lovely wife Sandra, brandishing a flimsy unread pamphlet. Harry stared at her briefly and they both burst out laughing. "You 'ad me worried for a minute there Sandra!" chuckled Harry, rubbing her boobs affectionately. His driver Steve Cotterill drove him to the airport and Harry was furious to discover that a football team had been booked on the same flight! "I ain't havin' that!" fumed 'Arry. "Ow am I sposed to enjoy a holiday if there's footballers hanging about all the time? I get enough of that at home!" "But this is the only flight today." complained Cotterill. "It's all paid for!" "Make 'em fly out tomorrow," growled Harry. "Hang the expense. Tony will pay." The hotel was the finest in Dubai, but Harry was furious to discover he'd been booked in a regular room! "I ain't havin' that!" fumed Harry. "If I wanted a regular room I could have Rosie pay for it! Give me the penthouse! Hang the expense. Tony will pay." "Quite right Harry," said Sandra, nodding approvingly. "We deserve it." Couple of days later Tony phoned. "Harry! How is training going?" Harry shifted uncomfortably in his sunbed. "Alright. Probably." "And Samba? Is he proving worth £12m? Is he losing weight?" "I like Samba. He's a top, top player," said Harry. "Listen, I've got to go, we're just running some extra training drills or something." Harry looked at Sandra and took a long sip on his pina colada. "I think I'd better check in on training tomorrow." "Oh Harry! What about our camel ride?" "It won't take long." Harry made it to the training ground about nine-ish. All the lads were there, Samba, Jermaine, some of the others that he didn't know so well. Steve Cotterill scuttled over like an obsequious beetle. "Alright 'Arry? What you doing 'ere?" "Just checking in. Whats going on? Why are they all sitting about?" "Few of the lads is hung over." "Oh. Right." "Do you want me to run some tactical drills? We've got the United game next week, I think we should work on our defensive structure." "Nah. Just tell 'em to run about a bit," said Harry, waving a regal hand. Harry watched the lads for a few minutes, seeing how many of them he could name. Not many. It was better at Spurs, he thought wistfully. At 9:20am he called it. "Alright, that'll do lads. Don't want to overwork it. Same time tomorrow." Harry rushed back to the hotel, but he was late for the camel ride. Sandra was furious. It wasn't the end of the world though, he could always do one tomorrow. Hang the expense. Tony will pay.

Hope Punch starts, he'll get the runs and lose his shorts. edit - sorry bout that. I go home now. See you 2morrow for big match!

v.interesting analysis Windows. Cabaye probably was good but i don't really notice players if they ain't running around a lot.

How bout "Garlic Man, Garlic Man"?? That is the best i can do so far.

hi wouldn't it be better if we changed it so instead of singing the word "Spiderman" we sing a different word that makes it more clearly a song bout Morgan Shneiderlin? I will try and think of something that rhymes with Spiderman but is related to Morgan. I will come back to u!

MLG, tokyos is gonna keep on like this all night. Just post one of ur videos or links to SI help forums. That should shut him up for a bit.

Did ya think so Windows? I thought they probably deserved the win and Sissoko was best player on the pitch. I am willing to change my mind and blame Fox tho if it keeps things nice & friendly!

You should sign up for my and MLGs football management correspondance course! It's hard to say exactly what you did wrong after beating Man City 4-0 to lose 6-1 at home to Fulham without further details. Possibly u played Lallana in goal and Artur Boruc up front? These is common mistakes you would learn to avoid in Bearsy & MLG's Football Management Correspondance Course ™!

you had shower with Pompey fan?

yeah is spose not. If he's genuine going to see Rick Astley he's truly suffered enough.

i don't find it awful mlg. I think it's just sour grapes from managers less talented than us.

too late!

i make us 10th, strongarms. I should change it before anyone notices!

The 100 Goal Curse - Archaic English Legend circa 1408 When The Birthdates Of Two Warriors Doth Colide And A Lamb Doth Holden 100 Goals The Red Army Shalt Fall To Hoopen Foe

What is rickie's 100 goal curse?

We lost to newcastle cos they had better players and home advantage. We'll beat qpr for same reasons!

Tigarbel

I'm so invested in the idea that dubai_phil used to have a part time job sucking off camels that i genuinely can't remember what the actual facts of the matter was! I suggest we all just stick with this version or it will get confusing.

you went on gay night

i would put in some more bits bout the baby before sending that letter. i would also go find the private seller you bought the car off and punch him in mouth!

i may have to watch movie to find out! I wonder how they'll handle the critical scene where Cortese stands up in full view of everyone and shoots Ricky Lambart in head with rifle. Even at the time my 9 year old self was surprised and concerned bout this plot development.

oh spudders

then why in the name of fvvck is my grandad making me read actual books ffs! edit - that don't sound like quite the same plot tho. It was arsenal players dieing not Trojans. Also thinking back i ain't sure it was arsenal at all, it might have been a made up team like Sheffield Wednesday or something.