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Restark19 Snap! Oi Glasgows that cvvnt is stalking our whole gang! It's you and me and tokyos too! We should call him ReStalk
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He ain't a great businessman really. If he was great businessman, following promotion to the premier league he would of: 1) Waited for loads of mugs to buy season tickets 2) Sold all the best players and big earners 3) Signed No-one 4) Got relegated playing kids and reserves 5) Trousered all the Premier League monies 6) Operated in the Championship with a ticket sales only budget, maybe got relegated again 7) Trousered all the Parachute Payments 8 ) Flip the club on to some other mug I call it the "Blackpool XL"
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Nah but I have a very strong interest in it!
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Hi Sue! Interesting stuff! Anytime you want to chat about this situation and be asked loads of inappropriate and personal questions remember I'm here for you babes!
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JustMike Snap! 2-0 Bearsy
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I'm with Frank, I want to hear full details of the stories bout NC being a nobber! Not so much so I can give benefit of the doubt, I just reckon they'll be hilarious!
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Stop mugging off Lawro! You can see at the bottom that Lawro has already predicted us to have twice as many points as we actually got! Lawro loves us!
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W-wait have you read the fvvcking book tokyos! I only done this whole review for you! Why am I wasting my time!
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Sorry Bletch! I did mean to review the final chapter last night but then I was watching tv and stuff! You might be right bout the sex contract, she agreed to it verbally but I don't think she physically signed it as yet. I didn't think it mattered much cos they was both agreeing that the Sex Contract is not legally enforcable (so what's the fvvcking point of having one?). I ain't sure bout book two. I'm worried bout diminishing returns! What if it's even worse? I don't think I could take it if it's even worse! Can you ask Mrs Bletch, can you ask her if it's at least more filfthy than book one? I might be tempted if it's more bonings! Or more lols. Or even more better written would be nice!
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I'm a sucker for the hype! I can often tell a player is great just from hype and seeing him play for 5 minutes. I remember hearing all bout Walcott and then seeing him for the first time against Wolves first game in the Championship and straight away I knew he was gonna be a top player. Not all people is having my skills though!
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We attract a higher class of stalker
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I'm still watching the Spurs match. I'm scouting Dawson, and I also like that youth player they've got Carroll. Bale is also having a bit of a stormer to be fair. Muamba come on the pitch half-time at White Hart Lane to plug his new autobiography "I'm Still Standing".
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Username might be a clue
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Bears is cool though ain't they? Just saying. Bears is cool! We definitely would concede less goals with bears.
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I'm pretty sure I was saying in summer "Don't sign Ramirez, Nicola, what you want to do with that money is take Dawson and Bassong off the spurs instead." Everyone was all lolling at me and calling me dumbass! Ramirez is quality tho.
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I'm sort of half watching the Spurs on TV and I reckon if we swapped Ramirez for Dawson, we'd probably stay up. He's just what we need ain't it.
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Restark19 snap! 1-0 Bearsy
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Shall we play snaps? I've got no snaps with shirley, does anyone have any snaps with me???
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I dunno if I am every fvvcking where tho am I? I mean I'm mostly in here. I'm sometimes on main board, and sometimes in (f)Arts. But I'm never in Motoring for example! Here is my song for Saturday (to tune of Button Moon): We've been into his room And stolen Cortese's spoon Cortese's spoon (Give it back soon) Cortese's spoo-oo-oo-ooon
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Yeah I've only ever been on by accident cos of iphones! Except if you is hot girl, then it's cos I'm stalking you! In full disclosures I've got: Doctoroncall hamster JustMike kipstryker Restark19 sotonian tartan_saint Tokyo-Saint Turkish Wurzel Uh-oh! Note the mods is watching me!
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50 Shades of Grey: Final Chapter Preview I've been thinking a bit bout the 50 Shades today. I'm wondering how it's gonna end! It seems to me there is two key themes what is requiring resolutions: 1) Exactly how much abuses and humiliations will a b!tch put up with to secure a rich boyfriend b) Exactly how much annoying dumb b!tchery is a dude willing to put up with to secure a boning I'm thinking in final chapter we should be experiencing escalation on both points! Dude has done some stuff to her already, he has spanked her and whipped her and openly mocked her dumbness, and tied her up and fvvcked her and shoved whip handles up her vag. She is accepting all these abuses quite happily. I suspect she wouldn't have if the dude didn't own his own helicopter but whatever. Nonetheless Final Chapter must push these boundaries, b!tch has got to be abused like never before! There has been a lot of fore-shadowing bout anal fisting so I think that is the logical conclusion. B!tch is gonna get anal fisted, and then she is gonna decide if all the free air travel is worth ending up with a bumhole like an elephant's sock. Dude has also got to be questioning their relationship. She is gonna have to be an especially annoying dumb b!tch in this chapter! He is already putting up with her Inner Goddess and her "Oh I've never done that befores" and her bothering him at work all the time and her finding every single thing she puts in her fat gob "delicious". She has got to do something terrible! I reckon she's gonna have to hot wash his jeans or something. The ending of the book in my opinion, will be one or the other of them breaking off the sex contract and going separate ways. I ain't predicting them getting married or nothing. That would leave less scope for sequals. That's what's gonna happen, but I can think of a hundred better ways to end the book! I'd be giving them both Aids, or finding out they is Brother and Sister, or finding out the whole thing was a bet, or a TV Reality Game Show that Christian is on called "Can U Talk A Virgin Into Anal?" Maybe EL James will surprise me with something unexpected tho! You never know! I'm gonna have a little read on it in a bit and find out!
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Which countries do rate having the hottest and ugliest birds
Bearsy replied to Convict Colony's topic in The Muppet Show
Ooooh yeah! Once the dumb mods is taken care of Muppet Shows can become pornographised!