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Yeah I'll be double gay and you'll be single gay. Thing is tho, double gay is actually straight. Look at David Walliams.

People is always wanting me to be bent on here! Wishful thinking. Poor old tpbury, I don't know if to let him down gentle or just give him a bum out of politeness.

Ok windows thanks for the info or whatever! So we're looking for a manager who was good in lower leagues, started off a bit sh!t in the PL but then went on to become top manager. He can be our go-to guy for sticking with adkins analogies. I can't think of no-one tho!

Lols. There ain't much drama in the book, or plot if I'm honest, most of the time basically nothing is happening. The one effort EL James has made tho to build dramatic suspense is the tantalising hints of what he may or may not end up shoving up her bum. To be honest if she get's to the end of the book unsodomised it will be a crushing disappointment. As dannysfc would say: We Wil See COYR

I reckon David Moyes is the better analogy, I'm pretty sure he had Everton in a relegation batttle in his second season. They stuck with Moyes, rest is history etc.

You better check yourself tokyos, before you is wreck yourself! Miltonroader07 if you want to know why tokyos is coming on to you in these weird and obtuse ways, send me a pm.

I thought I watched too much tv alps, but i ain't even heard of them first two! The most criminal cancellation of all time is Freaks and Geeks. Check it out if you ain't already.

3rd choice GK 3rd choice RB 3rd choice CB 4th choice CB 3rd choice LB 4th choice RW 4th choice CM 5th choice CM 6th choice CM 3rd choice LW 3rd choice ST

Villas first team are facing extra time. Good!

Hi Milton, Do you remember when we went to school together? It was such lols when we used to hate on SCUMMERS/SKATES*. I've been trying to get in touch for some time cos you remember that girl we both fancied CLAIRE/LOUISE/ANNA/JANE/NICOLA/SARAH*? I bumped into her the other day and she is still hot and wants to hook up with you asap. PM me for details. * delete as appropriate

Hi Milton, don't reply to the above. It's a trap. PM me first and i will give you details.

Yeah I had definite boner for some of that! It's clever how EL James lulls you into a sense of extreme boredom and listlessness with chapter upon chapter of mind numbing trivialities, so that the bonings when they come along are in comparison supremely exciting! It's the same as when a b!tch is telling you bout her day or whatever, and it's borings, but then you is knobbing her and thinking it was almost worth listening to her dumb story bout how she bought a jumper in Topshop but when she got home it had a small tear in the cuff so she took it back and got store credit. True story.

Lools you can't image local files tokyos you dumbass! Why is you even having a folder full of bear photos, you creepy stalking weirdos! Edit: Oh. What happened there. You've made me look dumbass again, curse you!

I think you're very wise Saint Fred! Tokyos is well known on here for his duplicity and dirty minded back-stabbery! Two can play that game tho! Can you pm milton and tell him to pm me please? Tell him it's in his interests or whatever. Tell him I want to join his campaign of terror against digdigs and scotty or whoever. Prepare to be gay tokyos!

It's actually pretty sympathetic of the muslims jb. Some of the wasps is far dumber.

50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 18 So this doctor comes round to have a butchers at Anastasia's vag. Christian is like "thanks for coming Doctor" and the Doctor says "Thanks for making it worth my while!". This is a very sinister thing for a vag doctor to admit. I mean, fair enough they probably do get off on feeling up girls snatches but they shouldn't be going round boasting bout it! To make things worse the doctor is then openly hitting on Anastasia saying she is beautiful and "intelligent" (sic). Again, these is nice thing to hear, but probably not while a virtual stranger is index fingering your bumhole. Anastasia is then doing one of her classic pranks. When Christian is asking how it went she is saying "Oh yeah doctor said I've got to abstain from sexual activity for four weeks." Being a fvvckwit she is then adding ".... Gotcha!". You can tell that p!sses him off, but he don't do nothing. He files it away for the next spanking. She then says he is sex on legs. This needs translations, I think I mentioned that "my sex" is her name for her vagina. Basically she's calling him a cvvnt. Right to his face! She is being especially dumb this whole chapter. Some of the guff she comes out with! My personal favorite is, "No man is an island - except Christian Grey". Oh shut up. The doctor has put her on mini-pill. This troubles Christian. He knows how dumb she is. He frowns. "Will you remember to take it every day? And at the right time?" I think we all know the answer to that! He settles it though. He's gonna remind her. Every fvvcking day. Then he takes her into his playroom. Then he takes off her dress. Then he takes off her bra. Then he does her hair. Yeah you read that right, it ain't a euphamism he literally does her hair puts it into a plait or whatever. No, I don't know either. Then he's like "I'm gonna chain you up now, hold out your hand." She holds out her hand. He hits it with a riding crop. Lol. Then he gets out some handcuffs and shackles her to this rail thing suspended from the roof. The idea is he starts fvvcking her on one side of the room, and by the end she's hanging from the same rail on the other side of the room. Sounds like a lot of work, but whatever. First he whips her a bit with the riding crop. My favourite is when he whips her right on the vag, and then he makes her lick on the crop so she can taste how bad her vag juice is. Then he rams the crop up her cvvnt till she comes. Then he makes her put her legs round him and he knobs her across the room. Then he takes her off the rail and cable ties her hands together. She is only just twigging that the cable ties he bought in chapter 2 was for this purpose. Dumb fvvcking b!tch! Then he makes her bend over and fvvcks her from behind. Still vag, we ain't had no anal yet. He does it nice and rough tho so she is banging her head against the bed pole. Then he tell her to fvvck off so he can get some sleep. This is my favourite chapter so far!

I dunno where you are, but the one shown here on Sunday was mental! They've like totally blown apart the whole show! I could do with a bit less bout his dumb kids tho. I ain't really interested in his daughter's love life!

Do him a twitter asking bout if he gets his £5 back, less 3 months use, less mod expenses (curry). Also tell him if he still wants to post he can logon as Miltonroader07 using password johnwestwood* * you see what I'm doing here tokyos? Get ready to be GAY!

I do feel a bit guilty bout cheesie don't you tokyos? I could see what was coming but I did nothing to stop it. If anything i think he was purposely getting fracted to get respect, but like the kid at school what was eating worms, while you was happy for him to continue secretly you was thinking he was making a bit of a d!ck of himself. I should of said something.

That weren't a pm i was just being lols. I'm game tho! I'm due a win, I'm still gay from russian swearfilter roulette!

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Thanks for the lesson tokyos! I'm gonna study this properly when I get home, but I've watched it a bit on mute and thought it was pretty bad how she keeps her kittens in fish tanks. Is this normal in Japan?

I think you have to call him a skate to get one. I don't really go round calling people stuff, i spose you don't either. Besides which I ain't really caring if people is skates or not! That said, Miltons you is a big skate! (please send me pm)

You saying you've got "Freedom"? I regret them days I gambled you away but you know what it's like easy come easy go. I figured I'd easily get another forum b!tch. I've been grooming Cheesie for weeks till the little turd got himself banned!