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On the radio just now they was saying Adkins quoted Abraham Lincoln in his programme notes. Enlighten me please!

Is that bullying? I ain't sure what that smiley means - it looks like "blow job mouth". Maybe you've pulled.

Oh sh!t the filth. I'm off.

Did you tell him you was coming for him again? That sh!t him up last time! Bwaaark! Chalet is chicken! Bwaaaaaark!

Oh, it was chalet! What is the odds?

Oh cheesie, you is such a scamp. I think of you like the kids i used to bully at school. I'd be messing with them and jumping up and down on their packed lunch or whatever, but if anyone else tried to bully them I'd get all protective and big-brotherly. Who is it this time, little bro, has that Chalet been picking on you again?

It's only slander if it ain't true.

Sigh. What you done now cheesie?

Probably deserved the draw in the end. Was another good game at St Mary's! Loving the premier league!

Nigel Adkins half time team talk: All in it together, together as one I've seen better footballers sh!t out my bum If you don't want to be here, to be on my bus Then lose another football match with minimum fuss Don't bother tackling or marking them tight Don't show no energy or passion or fight Don't pass to puncheon, he'll just lose the ball Don't pass to J-Rod, fvvck it don't pass at all!

It ain't working. Adkins needs to bring Lambert on ASAP

50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 17 What is the 50 Shades of Grey? We've been wondering bout this since the beginning. I've had various ideas over the chapters, I was originally thinking that maybe dude had a large collection of sunglasses or a paint mixing factory, or maybe the Shades is metaphorical and it refers to 50 murdered virgins silently decomposing in their shallow graves. It turns out it's just an expression, what you do is say that something is blank shades of blank. I.e. when the b!tch is embarrassed just now she blushes seven shades of scarlet. And when she is asking him why he wants to put eggs up her bum he reveals it's cos he's 50 shades of fvvcked up. I would have been interested in these informations chapter 1 but by this point I'm 17 shades of don't give a fvvck! I console myself that there is only 9 more chapters to go. My inner goddess is loving this fact! She's in cheerleading mode, with pom-poms in each hand, strawberry jam smeared across her down's syndrome face. I imagine these chapters will all be 9 shades of stupid, but what you gonna do? I've come this far. Do you have a nickname for your computer? Me neither. I don't spose any right-thinking person gives their computer a nickname, but we're dealing with the b!tch who calls her car "Wanda". Her computer is called "the mean machine". I dunno if she come up with this nickname or it come from her Inner Goddess but either way it's annoying. B!tch operates the mean machine to send Christian Grey an email. The subject title is "Assault and Battery: The After-Effects". She is moaning on that she has been "demeaned, debased and abused". He is emailing back to say that he don't know what she's complaining bout. He has suffered too. "My hand is very sore." She is threatening to run off to get away from his abuses. He is reasonably pointing out that this won't help. "I can track your cell-phone." Of course you can. This is exactly what girls is wanting to hear. I think this is what girls is liking bout this book, secretly they all want to be stalked. It gives them a distinction amongst their friends. Sure, they like to pretend it's creepy. They like to be saying to Katherine "Kate" Kavenagh oh noes this handsome billionaire is stalking me again! It's so annoyings! But secretly their Inner Goddess is hand clapping and making happy monkey noises. Did I mention that dude bought her a new car? He done it specifically so he don't have to hear b!tch call her old car "Wanda" no more. No doubt that was driving him nuts. He's gonna have to buy a new helicopter now though, cos b!tch has taken to calling it "Charlie Tango". Poor bastard. This is becoming a very expensive relationship! She goes out to dinner with Jose. The attempted rape is all forgotten. She is even holding his hand, which is a new skill she only acquired recently, and inviting him to come visit her in her new gaff (she's moving to Seattle with Katherine 'Kate' Kavenagh) and actually hugging him. It is odd how forgiving this book is of dudes, I mean being as how it is written from a woman's perspective. In my opinion she is totally leading the dude on. If I tried to rape a girl I'd be expecting to get a visit from the local constabulary, if instead she was all going out on dates with me and trying to hug me and stuff I'd be thinking oh hello! B!tch still wants to get raped! She drives to Christian Grey's gaff, and he informs her he's got a doctor coming round to inspect her vag. Again I'm impressed with this dude! I would like to do that, before I'm knobbing a bird. I'd like to have my personal physician come round first to check her rancid m!nge for crabs or whatever, but somehow I don't think it would fly. Lot of girls would think it was a bit weird, and a little bit insulting. They'd be 23 shades of p!ssed off!

50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 16 We all know by now that Anastasia Steele is one of the dumbest b!tches in America. It's like her defining characteristic! Annoyingly, she ain't seeing it herself. She seems to think cos her favourite book is Wuthering Heights and not Winnie The Pooh Up The Honey-Tree she's some kind of intellectual. Well she'd be wrong. It's a common mistake: in the whole range of my aquaintance I don't know anyone who would describe their brains as below average, though it stands to reason some of them must be sub-normal. Closest you ever get is them people who reckon they've got more "street smarts than book smarts". Anastasia Steele is even trying to lord it up over Christian Grey now. When they knobbed just now he let her go on top and she's making out this was some massive victory of her intellect over his. She actually says that he underestimated her GPA (I think this means scores at school). You can tell this is burning him up! Having a borderline retard who couldn't even use a computer last week acting like she's cleverer than you! You can tell he wants to be like, "Oh yeah, how many multi-billion dollar businesses have you built up from nothing?" but he don't say nothing just yet. He has better ways to punish her. B!tch gets her first ever spanking! I'm loving this, I've been wanting someone to beat on her since chapter 1. He's bending her over his lap, then he is ripping off her panties and then he is starting in on her ass. We ain't privy to his internal thoughts at this point, but I know what dude is thinking: So you call your car "Wanda" do you? SMACK! You know the difference between a hawk and a handsaw do you? SMACK! B!tch is crying out in pain. I'm loving it! You like Snow Patrol do you? SMACK! You had to look "compromise" up in the dictionary? SMACK! He then gives her a rough knobbing from behind (still not up the arse) and then he fvvcks off. B!tch immediately calls her mommy and is all crying down the phone at her. Lols. She spends the rest of the chapter crying. That and rubbing her arse. We learn that in all her 21 years she ain't never been hit before, and this seems to me a massive oversight on the part of her parents and aquaintances in general. I like to think that if I knew this b!tch I would have had the good sense to slap her about a bit. Would have done her some good, maybe saved me one tedious paragraph in four.

Martinez is your man homes! He tried it in January. They lost 3-1. Bale scored twice. Tottenham (4-4-1-1): Friedel; Walker (Sandro 75), Kaboul, King, Assou-Ekotto; Kranjcar, Parker, Modric, Bale; Van der Vaart (Livermore 31); Adebayor (Lancaster 78). Subs: Cudicini (g) Dawson, Rose, Pienaar. Goals: Bale 29, 64, Modric 34 Wigan Athletic (3-5-2): Al Habsi; Boyce, Caldwell, Figueroa; Stam, McCarthy, Watson (Crusat 87), Gomez (McArthur 70), Beausejour; Di Santo (Sammon 74), Moses. Subs: Pollitt (g), Gohouri, Jones, Rodallega. Booked: Crusat. Goals: McArthur 80

I'm watching that Derren Brown apocalypto thing at the moment, did anyone see it? It's a pretty sweet show! I've always thought Derren Brown is full of sh!t. He basically does the same tricks as Paul Daniels but whereas Paul Daniels is like "That's magic!" Derren Brown is like oh I studied your body language or whatever. That one show where he pretended to play Russian Roulette was the biggest load of bollock I've ever seen. This show though, i ain't so sure. The idea is that he's trying to convince this dude that the world has ended and there is all zombies and stuff. The only way i can see this is fake is if the dude's in on it, but if so he's the fvvcking greatest actor I've ever seen!

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I thought it was kind of cool that he can just go round reciting poetry off the top of his head! The only one i can do is: Fatty and thinny was in the bath. Fatty blew off and thinny Laughed. It's one of my favourites, it's from Songs of Innocence and Experience by William Blake. In this poem the character "Fatty" represents child-like innocence, he is adam of eden untroubled by shame until "Thinny" representing experience and the serpent of eden callously exposes him to ridicule.

Hi if anyone wants to get some more pictures of the programme sellers upload them here it would be useful. I think I need to see more pictures before i can be sufficiently outraged.

Cheers homies! It was almost worth getting my lifetime ban from St. Mary's for these positive feedbacks! It's good to find out the Turkey firewall is working also!

I agree with tokyos! I also want to nail the fat blonde one, and also the skinny one who was doing her tutor

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Fresh Meat ain't bad. I'm watching it on the 4od. "Is he even a taxi?" "In the north everyone's a taxi, for a price." Lols

I made a spoongate movie! I don't know how to make it youtubes tho, you can watch it here! http://meemsy.com/v/4432

He took over after 8 games and they were on 2 points. They were worse than us!

Fat Sam knows they're sh!t and sets the team up accordingly. Adkins still thinks we're Barcelona.