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50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 24 I look at the stick that is jerking between my legs. "Grab hold. Go on Anastasia. Grab it!" Christian urges vehemently. So they go out for a ride in this glider plane thing. They climb up to 3,000 feet. "Jeez, that sounds high," observes Anastasia stupidly. I think that's the idea you dumb fvvck! I have a brief fantasy bout him ejector-seating on a parachute and letting the dumb virgin glide off into a distant mountain, but it don't happen that way. Would've been a sweet way to end the book tho! He actually lets her have a go on the controls which is about the most dangerous, reckless thing I ever heard. I wouldn't let b!tch in charge of my shopping trolley let alone a fvvcking plane! Afters they go to this restaurant to have breakfast. B!tch is doing that annoying thing where she won't choose her own food, she is like "Oh no, I'll have the same as whatever you're having". That really p!sses me off when b!tches is copying. Think for yourself! If a girls is trying it on me I'm always ordering the most disgusting thing on the menu, I'm like can I get cheese and haddock sandwich please with extra olives and gherkins, and restaurant like oh sorry haddock is off and I'm like that's ok I quite like it off. Make that two please. I ain't got much else to say really. It weren't a very eventful chapter cos two thirds of it was Anastasia describing the fvvcking sky. I'm gonna take the opportunity to make a serious point tho. This is sposed to be an investigations after all, but I feel like I've got a bit sidetracked with all the stuff bout how annoying b!tch is. So anyway, throughout the book whenever we is meeting another girl Anastasia is immediately observing how they is all fancying Christian. She makes out it's annoyings but technically she's reveling in it. This is a key difference between b!tches and dudes! B!tches is loving to think that all their mates fancy on their man, it makes them feel good like they is catching a prize. Dudes is not bothered if other dudes is not wanting to hit on their bird. As long as my bird is giving me boner, I'd prefer it if she is not giving anyone else boner. Take a line through muslims. It's a primal thing. Probably from olden days when there was more women than men. In other news, Christian Grey listens to Britney Spears on his iPod. Lols.

OMG I knew tokyos would come out with some cock and balls story like that! As if I'm sending round pink mails wishing i was gay! You ain't believing it are you phil? Surely you admit if tokyos had really been receiving pm from Miltons at 10:33am this morning the first thing he would of done would be coming on muppet shows and claiming victories! Also, can all you benders stop pm-ing me for 5 minutes i'm trying to read the 50 shades and it's pretty tough going!

I got one! Can you officially declare me winner and tokyos gay please phil? I ain't sure how to respond yet. I think he's coming on to me.

I was wondering if someone would mention it.

Oh I've got mine all figured out too! - Become zombie - Go to portswood - Hide in warehouse/easily defensible building - Wait for SuperMikey - Eat SuperMikey - Wait for someone to invent zombie cure - Get cured of zombie - Go home - Do large SuperMikey shaped poo

Another bleeding rumour your starting! I prefer the ones bout Cortese and spoons.

We don't negotiate with verbal terrorists bletchy. Actually yeah we do! Tokyos give the peoples what they want! We want Oral with Hannah Minx!

I ain't a fan or whatever, I've seen a few episodes, but I see it on the other day tho and was surprised how fat and unfunny Sheldon is getting. The one where the dude is getting vvanked off by a robot hand is lols tho, tbf! I always like it when the shows is coming up with sexy inventions that you would like to have in your own life! Like I remember an episode of futurama and you could get these sex slave robots and make them look and sound and act like whatever celebrity you most wanted to bone! That would be Sweet!

Thanks for that i found it pretty interesting

"I can't wait to still be the Southampton manager." That's a funny thing to say ain't it. Sounds like he's waiting on a decision.

I reckon if we canned Adkins and give Redknapp the job we'd be more likely to stay up. Not that I'm saying do it, I'm quite happy if we want to take our chances and stick with Adkins. Also so he gets his chance to take a team to Anfield. He's so looking forward to that!

why is their people sitting on each others shoulders at your gym? Is it some kind of gay gym? What is the number.

yOU cANT gET bIG mAC oN mCDONALDS bREAKFAST mENU hOMES. yOU cAN gET pANCAKES oR hASh bROWN tHO

Tokyos has an awful lot of animal porn in his private collections! Mention any animal, and he immediately has pics of them topless! Tokyos... show me sexy horse!

My cousin said in America when they is seeing girl with flat flap boobs they is calling them Orangutan. Edit: He is American frat-boy

OMG I just thought what if I went blind... TO BOOBS!!!!! In other news I invented earlids one time, they're like eyelids for your ears and when you close them you can't hear what your bird is chattin about

I imagine he's getting the same degree three times. The second and third time is much easier!

Oh tokyos you is such a silly! xx

Tempted to stick a little bet on Adkins getting replaced by Redknapp.

Hi boys! I am willing to do the statue I am a very skilled sculptor! I'm imagining something along the lines of Michelangelo's David! Milton when is you available so I can come measure your junk? If you can pm me some photos please so I can assess your bod and see how much clay I am needing that would be sweet also!

Should this not be on Main Board?

Considering what a cvvnt he supposedly is I'm surpised he ain't sacked Adkins already. It's a point in his favour IMO. Maybe he's a big, loyal softy after all! Bless.

One of my ambitions for the season is to see Fox stopping someone from putting a cross in. It would be awesome if he could do that for me! Just one time. I would give him standing ovation!

If I'm reading the article right tokyos, i think people going there on holiday or whatever counts as invasion.

Tickets are cheap for this one, ain't it? £15 according to my WBA mate. Value for money cos when the Saints come to town you is guaranteed GOALS