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It ain't happening tho tokyos. If anything it's getting a bit embarrassing watching you keep hitting on the dumb mods and getting blown out one after the other. I dunno how you can stand all these rejections! You need a change of tack. There is only one language mods understand. Fivers.

Now you're hating on punctuations! In my defense it's sometimes hard to find the "S" cos on my keyboard the letter is worn off. Other letters affected include "E" and "X". Also "A", "N", "L".

Oh my god Tokyos now you're hating on Lallana as well! I'm getting really fed up with your ceaseless negativity and trolling!

Haters gonna hate pingwing. Tokyos is just down on Fox cos his tattoos remind tokyos of the bad times in prison. Also he don't like how Fox walks around all pigeon-chested. That reminds him of the time he got raped by pigeons.

80% vs WBA fact fans. Only 4 players on the pitch made more successful passes. Shaw was 100% though, all 5 of his passes was successful!

You is got blood on your hands clarky. BLOOD!

Haha I like you running straight out buying a curtain pole! To be honest we ain't seen it since, of all the weapons he has in his rape room so far we is only being told how to use the whip, the Flogger and the Silver Balls. The curtain pole, at this time, is a mystery.

oh bletchy I shouldn't be at all surprised if lots of that is accurate. I know there definitely is a secret mod forum cos one of the dumb mods let it slip one time. I'd love to know what they is saying in there bout mugging people off!

Lols. Can't wait to see MLGs "video response"

I'm already starting work on the Mod Of The Year awards. It's gonna be a main board sticky thread launched in December, with a poll so everyone can vote for their most favourite mods. What I need though is a short bio piece for each of the dumb mods. They need to be like this: Just Mike A new addition to the saintsweb moderation team for this year, Just Mike was appointed following one of the most non-transparent and rigged elections this side of Uganda. Nonetheless Just Mike has proven to be a popular and genial figure amongst most posters, with his softly-softly approach winning many friends. If he were a TV character: Mr Baraclough from Porridge. Popular amongst the inmates, but lacks the authority of Mackay (Chalet) Best fractions/bans: Yet to make a real mark, but did fraction notnowcato for "defending alpine", Nov 2012

Soz double post with both accounts

Oh sh!t the fuzz! Scramble!

It's not just fivers tho, a lot of the income is from within St. Mary's. I can't say too much but they get a large premium to allow a certain person unrestricted access to read everyone's pm's. I can't name names, but maybe you can crack this anagram code "Cicola Nortese"

I dunno if there'll be much left over, cos immediately after the last spate of bannings, St. Chalet was posting this: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?13525-What-do-you-drive-Pics/page7 Oooh swaanky new motor! He's blanked the number plate out, but it actually reads DUNE5

I bet the dumb mods is p!ssing themselves laughing at us mugs on their curry nights! Care for another poppadom Baj? Oh i don't know... I'm kind of full. Go on! You may as well! Dune is paying! Haha! Go on then, maybe another cobra as well, it's been a good year. #dumb mods chink glasses together, instead of cheers they is saying "Cheese-on-toast!"#

Hi Mods i just wanted to confirm I ain't been mugging you off on pm with tokyos. I don't know what he's chattin bout, i think you're doing a bang up job! He must be thinking of someone else. I hope you is catching them, whoever it is.

50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 25 I dunno how familiar you is with porno, but the ones I like are where you has clear motivations for the boning. For example in a good porno you might have this hot young girl who is behind on her rent, but she is finding out that her fat old landlord is addicted to Snickers bars and so when he comes to collect the rent see is having a Snickers bar shoved up her fanny and he can eat it out if he lets her off rent, but then it turns out it was Mars Bar he was loving cos he is allergic to nuts and he has heart attack and dies and when the ambulance dudes turn up they say they is going to report her for murder unless she fvvcks them both plus anal. What I'm saying is good porno needs a little plot. EL James don't know nothing bout plot! This is the second last chapter and we ain't had any plotting at all! There's been no murders, no blackmails, no car chases, no fist fights, no bits where someone turns out to be actually the long lost son of someone else. Basically, nothing is happening. If EL James made an actual porno for the first hour the hot girl would be sitting around in her flat chatting to her Inner Goddess bout how she ain't sure if her landlord loves her, or if he just likes Mars Bar. Then he'd give her a quick knob, and then it would finish without anyone even getting battered up the anal. So the first scene of this chapter is basically terrible. It's bout Anastasia saying goodbye to her mum at the airport. They is being really wet bout it and the mum is giving Anastasia all advice bout following her heart and relaxing and enjoying herself and advising her not to "overthink things" (Lols). This is going on and on. The mum is advising "you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you bone a prince" and Anastasia is saying wetly that she's boning a prince but she's worried bout him turning into a frog. At this point this new character called Bob is interjecting. He's the mum's boyfriend. I hadn't realised he was there listening to these two sh!t-heads banging on, poor barstard, it's obviously doing his head in cos he's like "Anastasia I think they're calling your flight..." The mum gives Anastasia "the most endearing, motherly, absolute-unconditional-love smile, and I marvel at the love I feel for this woman as we hug again." Sorry for quoting that last bit in full, but I feel like if I had to read it so should you! She is emailing Christian on the plane saying she's on her way home, and he is politely emailing back "I look forward to seeing you." And she, being the most annoying, needy b!tch in the world is emailing back "Is everything OK? The tone of your email is very worrying." I can only assume it's cos he didn't sign off with x's and flatteries. She don't seem to consider that the poor barstard is probably really busy at work or whatever! He is emailing back saying she shouldn't be emailing on a plane, but that don't stop her. She is emailing back again but this time she is changing the subject box to "Overreaction". She must be really doing his head in! I've had b!tches like this, when they is ringing you when you're busy at work and they're like, "Just calling to see how you're doing." When she gets back she is immediately going round his gaff to investigate the situation. To shut her up, he hitches up her short skirt and bangs her up against the wall. Then he sends her into the rape room. He makes her take off her clothes and kneel by the door, and then she has to wait. He says he'll be along in a bit but in the meantime she has to sit like that with her thighs parted till he can bother to come rape her. She waits ages. Then he comes in. She is noticing that he's naked except for his clothes, whatever the fvvck that means. Then he does her hairdo again FFS. Then he is showing her the Flogger. Anastasia remembers what this is but I ain't quite so sure. I think it might of been the cat-o-nine tails. Then he is blind-folding her, and then he is tieing her to the bed so she is spread-eagled. Then he is whipping the sh!t out of her with the Flogger. Then he is licking her out. Then he is fvvcking her. Then he is untieing her. Then he's like "Turn over". Fvvcking yes! B!tch is gonna get bummed! "I'm going to rub your shoulders." FFS

I was thinking more along the lines of Argentinas: Southamptons:

Hi this thread needs photos.

If it weren't for Saint Cvnt deleting all my main board opinions I'd be on like 10,000 posts by now.

Oh thank fvvck. I was starting to worry.

This ain't funny guys! Don't be making out like I'm ghost!

I'm here! Can't you see me! Is you all having me on ignores! HELLOOOO!

Dude I'm still here just been bit business today! Don't be putting ideas in the dumb mods head bout banning me tho, you know what they're like! They ain't even thought to fraction me as yet for dropping cvnt bombs all over their precious main boards!

We need to get some cvnts I reckon. All the other teams have got some right cvnts in them but our lads are too nice. Look at Lallana with his nice hair and cheeky grin! Look at Jos with his sense of humour and generous own goals! We need some arrogant, selfish, bad-tempered, bloody minded premier league cvnts to be successful. We've got some cvnts in the boardroom, but we could definitely use two or three cvnts on the pitch. Puncheon could be a cvnt I reckon. Halfa Bolluck too maybe. We should play them more. Does anyone know if there's any cvnts in the development squad we can call up? We might be able to get some cvnts in January if not, the good thing bout cvnts is they'll play for anyone, even a soon to be relegated side, if you're willing to pay the cvnt the most money.