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I see where you're coming from but i think it's ambiguous. It's like if i said Whitey Grandad the nicest sex is vaginal, and he said substitute anal for vaginal and I agree with you. Or if i said Whitey Grandad the nicest sex is anal, and he said substitute anal for vaginal and I agree with you. You feel me?

I think he's saying signing Luiz is better than signing Yoshida or Hooiveld. Surely you can't argue with that? I'm on your side bout the Quality is more important than Premier League Experience tho! I reckon Whitey Grandad is too.

You know what turkish i reckoned some part of that story was true, and i was looking forward to getting the inside "scoop" till the dumb mods locked it. Give it me straight, without hyperbole or embellishments. Is it a literal spoon he's lost?

Unfortunately Alpine beat you to it, he sent his answer by pm. Don't take it to heart tho, we can't all be Einsteins.

Easily settled. If I had 7 apples and I ate 3 apples, and then I threw up two apples how many apples does i have. First one to answer has superior mental capacity.

If Chris Kirkland come to my place of work and pushed me over, he wouldn't get 4 months. This strikes me unfair!

Ain't the lack of PL quality more worrying Alps?

When i run out of tea spoons i sometimes use desert spoons. You have to adjust for inflation in order not to over-sweeten your tea, but on the whole the system works quite well.

I reckon you could sue DPS for breeches of confidentiality. The fact you thought he was an arse-clown is privaleged information as implied by the use of private messenging protocols. He can't go round publicly broadcasting your private opinions!

What's the pm system for if it ain't for abusing fellow forum members? I'm surprised by DPS tho, I thought he was cool! I am now downgrading him to uncool! Which mod is dishing out the fractions? I might knock a couple of cool points off them also.

Hi Glasgow! Was you abusing the mods directly like cheesie done with St. Chalet, or was you abusing a civilian?

Dunno Alps. I spose no matter how rubbish he is, he's less likely to sh!t his pants when we concede a soft goal at Upton Park. That would be a step up at least!

That's me! I've always thought he was rubbish! Even when he was younger and playing for France I used to think to myself... my God that Silvestre is rubbish! In the interests of full disclosure, i ain't a premier league scout or or anything.

Actually now i think bout it she only got a computer yesterday so she couldn't have anything on her iPod before now. I'll let her off, being as how she hasn't heard music before!

I dunno tokyos i cant make it out at all. Clearly someone has committed a terrible crime. It's just a shame we'll never find out who it was.

50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 12 "For the first time in my life, I voluntarily go for a run." Lol she is making this sh!t too easy! I reckon this is possibly the most implausible of all the sh!t she ain't never done before. I know she's a fat whale or whatever but seriously who ain't never run? I mean never! I run all the time! Chasing my victims through the park. I dunno. I don't like it. I could take her never being drunk before, I could take her never using a computer before but this time she's gone too far. Wouldn't surprise me if next chapter we're finding out she never took a sh!t. Being a beginner she is listening to Snow Patrol while she jogs. You want something more upbeat than that love! Snow Patrol, if it's music you've got to listen to at all, is music to walk to. B!tch must be slowest runner in the world if she's trudging along in time to Snow Patrol, but then i spose she never actually used her legs before. She's still listening to Snow Patrol later when Christian Grey turns up at her gaff. Possibly Snow Patrol is one of her punishments, we ain't clear on this. Christian Grey has brought that same neck tie along and he ties her arms to the headboard and he removes her trousers and pants and he lifts her t shirt so it's covering her face and then he's like "I'm going to get a drink." I find this lols! I read it back over again cos I lols it so much! What I'm really hoping for now is for Jose to stop by now and find her all trussed up and blindfolded and then he can get some, but it don't work out that way. Christian Grey comes back and he slaps her about a bit and then he flips her over and pounds on her till she comes. "That was really nice," says Anastasia. Dude has got to be a bit non-plussed by this. I don't spose that's what sadists is wanting to hear. We've got a bit of a problem now, she's sending an email of amendments to the sex contract and one of them is "No fisting of any kind". I ain't happy bout this! I was looking forward to the fisting. She also ain't happy bout the genital clamps. I ain't entirely familiar with genital clamps. I'm not sure what I'm picturing here, like a bulldog clip? She is also bringing up that she ain't keen on being whipped or flogged. She's actually p!ssing me off a bit with all the stuff she don't want to do! Why not try it first you fat cow? You didn't know you'd like holding hands till you went ahead and tried it first!

50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 11 The first 11 pages of this chapter is the sex contract. You'd think that would be lols but it's not. You'd think it'd be all saying what things he can stick up what holes and it is a bit, but it's all written in dry legal languages so it's hiding the lols in sentences like "The party of the first part as defined in appendix 3 subclause 7 notwithstanding the articles published in section IV of the fourth participle may subject to the qualifications outlined in the draft form of I66a clause 15 insert the specified articles as defined in Appendix 4 excepting those items qualified in the subsection 7 into the party of the second part on the occassions described as acceptable use which are subject to the fair use qualifications of articles 8 & 9" I think the problem here is EL James is reproducing this document in full. She ought to have been given me edited highlights! I mostly was scan reading but i did catch reference to anal fisting which is promising for the future and i also learned that the safe words is "yellow" and "red" which is a useful football system for deciding exactly how large an article the person of the first part can insert up the arse of the the participant of the second part. Basically, if she's starting to tear she goes "Yellow" and he goes slow, and if she's worried the curtain pole ain't coming back out she goes "Red" and he's sposed to stop. This takes half the chapter, reading the sex contract. To recap at this point I am on page 175. There are 514 pages in total. To recap on another point, Anastasia Steele is 21 years old. She's just completed her degree in literature at Washington State. We is now learning that she has managed to achieve this without ever owning a computer or having an email address. It never ceases to amaze me the stuff this b!tch has never done before! She's never held hands, she never got fingered, she never got kissed, she never had a computer it's almost like she never existed! It's like EL James is just sitting about making this sh!t up or something! We is finding out bout the computers cos Christian Grey is sending her one. Cos she's so dumb he's also sending someone to show her how to turn it on. She's like "I've got an email address! Oh my!" and is staring at the computer like she's the first woman in space and just got given a warp drive. They is then having a dumb conversation on email. To her credit she ain't thinking to litter her emails with "xx"'s and smiley faces like most of my female correspondants. She is then googling "submissive" and then we is learning she is "queasy and shocked" bout what she finds. I was interested bout this so i googled it myself. The second hit was about 50 Shades of Grey. I spose that must have been a bit of a head-fvvck! If i got anal raped and then googled anal rape and found out it was all about me getting anal raped I'd be like woah!

Oh was there a football match today? Bletch's investigations is already excellent i don't think our services is required here tokyos. Even sherlock holmes sits one out occassionally, lets lestrade sort out the simple cases of bag-snatching or whatever.

What! I need to stamp out these viscous rumours before they is spreading! Jonnygirl could hardly be more wrong! I turned 14 nearly 6 months ago!

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Do people still get smallpox? Cindy is the best mom! I love it when we see her boobs! Phwooooar! Yeah you ugly m-monkey g-go climb anoth- another tree and jump off the -hiccup- jump off the other side

It's true the mods is always asking me to snitch on fellow posters in return for favours

The current bun is going on bout us bidding £5.5m in january.

Share some of the stories on me sue baby!

Nah it's all been pretty tame so far! He's trying to get her to sign this sex-contract thing tho, i don't reckon he's gonna get too kinky on her till she's signed that. Dude don't want to get sued!