Bearsy

Bearsy go nail some b!tches! Watch out ladies!

That's a pretty depressing story Mikey, it reminds me of Requim for a Dream in how you think things might get better, but no they just get worse! It's a cautionary tale for our time with a strong moral: don't grow a ginger beard. When AVB is at his lowest point, homeless and destitute, does he call on John Terry begging for help? Does John Terry laugh callously in his face? I bet he does!

Good news dudes! it looks like my screenplay for a 24 movie has sparked worldwide interest! Green light baby! http://www.nme.com/filmandtv/news/kiefer-sutherland-still-hopeful-for-24-movie/262409

Hahaha is Little Jonny ur son? You one sick puppy!

Hi pap! I couldn't get her number please could I?

Hahaha just seen i called you beltch! Genuine typo honestttt!!!!

B-but Beltch that t-took me aaaages to come up with that formula! Can't argue with ur fixes tho really some of them are really funny i like the idea of a ITSRAPE index cos dudes like taxi drivers who always roofie their conquests shouldnt get such high scores as studs me and windows who have to rely purely on our inate hotness! So anyway turns out one of my mortal enemies posts on here, i don't know what username he uses but im gonna find out! anyways apparently he noes one of the girls in question and has told her bout this thread! How out of order is that! As I see it he has messed with some of the most basic laws of male comaraderie! a) Bros b4 hoes! b) Dont hate the player hate the game! c) What happens in (hotel) stays in (hotel)! I'm so MADDDDD! Do you think the mods would ban him if i told them his Real Name? It ain't u is it?

Hmmm I just calculated that I got nothing when a girl tugged me off, that can't be right can it? Also getting tugged off by a dude scores -2. So I guess I won't bother with that then!

Don't say that Dog, I've got a feeling Special K was the brother in question, all that "not me personally" and "probably just a myth" didn't quite ring true!

I'm interested in the math angle you've introduced bletch but i think the formula needs some work! I don't remember much algebra from bear school but as i see it ur proposing: Sexual Achievement = p x n Where p = number of girls penetrated and n = number of simultaneuous participants. Under this scoring I get a 4 (p=2, n=2, SA=4) whereas Windows with his Belgian 3some got a 6 (p=2,n=3, SA=6) but I think Windows deserves more credit than that! Therefore I would propose: SA = (p x n2)-2d Where d = other dudes involved Under this I scored 8, but that player stud Windows got 18! (unless he had any dudes involved, he didn't mention it but you wouldn't would you?). Can anyone beat Windows score???? Also can someone with math skills try and factor in the girls relative hotness because that's got to be a contributing factor???

hmm i remember one bit she cried out "Mayonaise" or at least that's what it sounded like maybe you could search that? i remember thinking it was a weird thing to say and also getting a sudden craving for a sandwich. i shouted over to ugly "oi whilst ur not doing nothing order us up a bit of room service yeah?" .

jonny i've been reading some actual books that my dad give me, they're by this dude called p.g.wodehouse. They're proper funny but what i've mostly taken from them is the old school values and like Bertie Wooster i now consider myself a preux chevalier (i looked it up, it means gentle knight) and the code of the bearsy's prevents me from doing what you ask. i'm probably sailing a bit close to the wind spouting off anonymously on the internet. That said, it's possible their maybe a video. Check youtube.

Cheers pap to be honest i was mostly waiting for your ruling! Obviously i'm disappointed but i really can't blame myself it was the attitude of the ugly bird what ruined my threesome, i got a hold of the fit one and wouldn't have objected if uggs had gotten involved but she took it upon herself to sit in the chair and start messing about on her phone- wait a second! it just ocurred to me she might have been taking a sneaky video for future blackmail purposes incase i get eleceted prime minister or whatever! even if that ain't it, it's a bit weird don't you think just to be sitting there texting while we're boning, even if as it turned out she was waiting on a go she could've gone sat in the bathroom or something. If i werent so awesome it would've put me off my stroke!

hi bletch! caught me out there trying to pass myself off as a real boy! i don't know what ursinism means nor to be honest couple of the other words ur using but ursinism particularly can you tell me what it means? or what it would mean if it was a real word? I'm just a simple bear but I'm willing to be educate! So I'm thinking i'm quite into the hot one from my threesome/gang bang/serial f***. It come on a bit last night when she tore a strip of me on facebook for bragging and also for calling her mate ugly (although to be honest she's on shaky ground with that one, no court in the land would convict me if it got that far although i'm not saying it would). I always like it when a girls angry with me, freud would say i've got mummy issues but my top five best ever bones have all been with b!tches while they're furious with me for some dumb thing i done or whatever. but i'm not sure it's happening, you know what girls are like, if i ask her out proper she'll be all thinking how the way we met and it's not a romantic story she can write in her dream diary and tell her grandkids and what not. i reckon that eliminates me as boyfriend material at least in so far as ursinism (is that the correct usage????) Did any of you dudes meet ur wives or whatever in a gang bang?

This thread is absolutely disgusting! Where are all the cheerleader pics I was promised!

Oh i thought i was getting gang-banged by dudes? I thought u was just out of prison or something. So gang bang is just like a threesome with more than three? Or is the chicks strapping on? I feel confused!

Oh sh!t could you see that? That was just sposed to be private between me and dog!

Hmmm not sure i'm up for getting gang-banged to be honest windows, i've got enough problems with my bumhole as it is. Does anyone know what other stuff I have to do before I can be considered a real man? I know threesome is on there obviously, and that I've got to do a black and an asian, and that I've got to do one old enough to be my mother and one young enough to be my daughter (I might have to wait a few years for that for legal reasons) but is there anything else I'm missing??? EDIT: By legal reasons I mean because she wouldn't be 16 yet I'm not on a register or nothing!

Hi dog i see no-one had replied so i thought i'd come and sit with you for a few minutes, have a little chat. How are you? Yeah I'm good too. Do you like girls? Yeah I like girls too, well they're alright I guess but there's nothing like a bit of male comeraderie though is there dog? I like those trousers you're wearing, they're really tight round the crotch. They're pretty sweet! Do you like my pants? They're new. Look at them. You can almost see my knob can't you? Hold on, now look. What do you think? It's a nice one isn't it? I've had it all my life. You can touch it if you want hahaha I'm just joking. Unless you want to, i wouldn't mind. That's it. Nice. Okay, I've got to be going now. Catch up soon yeah?

Interesting to read about the Bill Gates link. Pompey fans should be very excited!

Cheers bro! I'm getting differing feedback on this I think I need a poll from the mods "Has Bearsy had a threesome?" it's important as I don't want to be accused of false accounting like when I'm dead and Angel Gabriel says what did you do with your life my child? And I'll be like erm I had a threesome one time... and he'll be all "No way bro! That dont count ur going to hell for them lies!" In other news, and by way of advice, if you have similar experiences dont post about it on ur facebook cos it turns out girls stalk out their conquests and for some reason get all angry when you refer to them as ugly!

You know that wasn't really his username, dontcha? Some poor unsuspecting skate is about to get a lifelong ban from his own forum loooool

That's kind of what I thought Windows It's a bit annoying they was all grinding up on each other in the club, but come hotel time it was like they was strangers queing up at the post office. I feel used.

I was watching Seinfeld one time and he said "Sorry I'm a bit busy now how about you give me your home number and I'll call you later tonight? No? You don't want me calling you at home? Well that's two of us you f*cking c*cksucker!"

Also one of them was proper hot - I did her first - and the other one not so much. I was a bit put out to be honest when it was clear I was gonna have to bone the ugly one too, but what's a bear to do? One mustn't be rude.