Bearsy

oh **** spoilerssss!!!

You the man pap! I was thinking the black one was gonna maybe turn out to be a hero and stop the emo one from doing all the bad sh!t right up until they killed him off. i guess he had to die as he was black and in a movie tho!

Yo sh!t charlie just read your thoughtful intelligent review of that other film and then its followed by me rambling stupidly about some film i still can't even member the name of! I guess ebert can rest easy for now!

I see that one bout the jocks with superpowers. I was bit drunk tho can't even remember what it was called tho now. You know the one, it's at the cinema with the shaky cameras what do they call that found footage? Like lionel blair witch project. It was pretty sweet I think far as I remember! What was cool was they didnt think for a second about being heroes or anything cos being jocks they just selfishly used ther powers to score chicks and merk people and stuff. Cept for this one kid who was all emo and started using it to beat people up and torture animals. You should go see it and if you do tell me how it ended cos i fell sleep. It was called... nah i'm still blanking!

You're on the right lines with Rangers shep we definitely need a team that play in blue! When it comes to football rivalries the reds always dominate the blues: Man Utd > Man City Liverpool > Everton Arsenal > Tottenham (bit tenuous I know, spuds do have a bit of blue though) Aston Villa > Birmingham (tenuous again!) Southampton > Portsmouth (unarguable!) Bristol City > Bristol Rovers The exception that proves the rule of course being... erm, no wait... when are blues ever better than reds???

Man Utd just got back to me! They said they couldn't consider a rival who plays in the same colours so that's out I'm afraid! I did suggest they have the grey as their main kit but they weren't having it!

Well done Alpine! United must be itching for a new rival now they can't beat City anymore. I bet they'd bite our hands off! I will make some provisional enquiries.

*Sigh* this isn't the kind of rivalry I had in mind.

Turkish you were adding value to my thread at first by being the only one who apparently took the proposition of choosing a new rival seriously, but now you're all spoiling it and I'm petitioning for a banning order.

Problem there is Poopey ain't ever gonna afford a ticket and there's no way I'm giving them ****ing credit!

I was thinking we could put it out to tender and potential rivals could bid against each other for the benefit of being our bête noire for the season. We could perhaps do a scheme where we give them a partial refund if they manage to beat us? It could be a real money spinner!

I don't think you're taking this seriously Charming. You're on my list too now.

That's it Turkish I've just created a rivalry with you. You better watch yourself!

Oh yeah I'm a bit of a dumbass there.

Ooh yes Elias Reading should definitely be considered! We've even got rival kits, what is better hoops or stripes? red or blue?

Seeing as how there might be no more Poopeys next week I think we have to make preparations for selection of a new rivalry. The time for drawing up shortlists is now! I'm thinking maybe a poll for the first phase (mods?) and then second phase we could start interviews with prospective fanbases perhaps arrange a scrap or something and then get some new chants going and stuff. I've been having a think and these are the candidates I've got so far: Brighton Pros Locality Currently in the same league Should be easy to make up songs... Cons Already got a thing going with Palace If we go up we might not play them again for a while Northampton Pros The name! Who's the best Hampton - North or Sarf? Cons Locality Probably not big enough really West Ham Pros Hammers might be glad of an upgrade on Orient, as other than that they can't really call the other London rivals their own They are pretty hateable at the moment Cons The world would probably consider us the junior party in our rivalry They're probably a bit tasty when it comes to fisticuffs Portsmouth AFC 2012 Ltd Or whatever they might end up being called. Pros History with their likely fanbase Cons Ain't going to play them for yeeeears Anyone got any other ideas? I purposely left off Bompey because I figure the snub will annoy them more than anything! EDIT: Bournemouth - as suggested by Turkish

Good man Pap! Glad we're friends again after I tore a massive strip off you yesterday but I hope you appreciate you deserved it for your continual aggressive misspelling and disrespect. What you want to do is pick a 4-1-2-1-2 and set your player roles as: GK WBK CTR CTR WBK BWM BBM CM APM DLF PCR Then you want to set your team instructions: Mentality: Attacking Passing: Short Tackling: Normal Pressing: On Offside Trap: On Counter Attack: Off Men behind ball: Off If you can be bothered you also want to put pretty much all your training on intensive, and just lay off pussies like Connolly when they start b!tching about it. I never play the full game because as you say its a lot less bother if you let the assistant manager do all the work and just swan about enjoying the glory. I think this is pretty much how Redknapp works actually!

Finally found my feet on FM2012 iPhone! Playing with Saints I won the Championship, Premier League and Champions League in consecutive seasons and am now completely dominating eveything. Not many of the current team survive though, only Jack Stephens is a first choice starter though Jack Cork and Danny Fox (of all people) still get the occasional game. Turns out there's a particular tactics that works really well, I'll post it up if anyone's interested!

This isn't the first time you've tried to play me out with this Bearsey spelling pap! To be honest I've let it go up to now because I'm not really in the habit of making lifelong sworn enemies but you try me to high. This madness has to stop! I know what you're trying to do, make me out to be effete by putting that extra e in my name but you've got to think pap how would you like it if i went round calling you pape? My manhood has taken one hit already today as has Dr.Who's when we both googled an attractive woman and became extremely sexually excited when we found out about her adam's apple, and cock. I don't think I can take much more of this abuse pap, I really don't.

Google says there's a shemale porn star called Carla Del Bianco. Could Turkish possibly be.... no, right?

Am I the only one googling Del Bianco right now?

Is your Dad a small girl?

I gave myself a self beating last night. To be honest I quite enjoyed it.

Did you like to pleasure yourself in bushes and hedgrows then Keith? That's pretty interesting! I've never done an outdoor vvank though one time I saw a tramp doing one over the window display models outside Ann Summers.