"my situation was bad, i was in terrible trouble, desolate and alone in a world of misery, wandering door to door, club to club, and no-one would help me, no-one would take me in, and then koeman, he was the only one! Koeman opened his door and he let me in to his club and his heart, the only man in the world who would believe in me, and i said to him, i will repay you, ronald koeman! I will repay you with the bloodied corpse of newcastle defenders!"
and then he broke down crying.