Monk

This was done yesterday, Osvaldo's completed today. Saints will announce today.

Welcome aboard!

Here's Fonte's take: http://www.thesportbible.com/pictures/jose-fonte-makes-fun-of-the-situation-at-southampton

This is where business ruins football and I'm developing a huge dislike for the board. Calum Chambers will be first choice England CB in three years time.

The FA, Saints, Premier 1 and ETC all very offer goalkeeping sessions.

Drop me a pm and I'll see if we can help you at work.

Only news I've been told is that a £6.2m bid has gone in for David Marshall & Jack Cork is to be offered a two year deal in a number of weeks.

No idea on announcement, had a text at 12 to say it is done and he was at Staplewood. I tweeted it around 13:30 it was done, surprised no announcement has been made.

This was completed earlier today. It is done.

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I just need Geoff Caneron & Eugenio Mena.

We currently have six active enquiries/approaches for players. Pelle has hit a snag, from our end. It appears we may have our sights set elsewhere.

Once the second part of the medical is completed today he will be announced. No idea on shirt number, he was at Marchwood yesterday, where he agreed his contract which I believe has since been drawn up ready for the photo shots. The quote I was given "expect the dominoe effect".

Yes sorry. Not because of funds just man power/time. We expected to close the Pelle deal before this.

It is done Pelle has stalled predominately because of this deal.

Shame the lead foundation coach requires your A licence.

Aim is to complete by Monday, possibly before.

To be fair, the adidas cock up was on their end not ours.

If you're watching Paolo Nutini, just wait for 'Iron Sky' what a song that is!

I am aware that we are very close to losing a deal for a player due to our delay in confirming the deal. No idea who he is but he isn't playing in the WC, Valencia, Torino and Inter are interested. p.s Jay Rod in good spirits and progressing well.

Completely disagree with those of you slating Adam for signing a CHILDS Liverpool shirt whilst on international duty. However, I am very ****ed off at the comments he 'supposedly' made. Never thought I'd see the day Adam Lallana would behave in such a way.

The last time I felt gutted by a Saints transfer would be Wayne Bridge's move to Chelsea. This however is another level. Genuinely feeling sad about it today.

John Bishop as Lambert.

Not quite yet, not cultured enough. Closest to non football related reading is early years related and sports psychology.

I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 10/10