Monk

The reasons Matt Taylor has a problem with us: We turned him down at Luton He played for the skates He gnoshed off Will Young...apparently

My Reading fanatic mate, swears by him. Reckons he is easily the best keeper in the league. Could be biased of course.

YES! I have seen some god awful dressed people at SMS, either looking like an extra from Football Factory or a presenter from Time Team.

I have an under 10's grassroots team on Hayling. We don't have a great catchment area and in Portsmouth teams such as Moneyfields, East Lodge, Havant and Waterlooville usually lead the way with the standard of players. We finished second in our league, so secured another successive promotion, more importantly playing fantastic football. I really emphasise playing short simple football and from the back, which seeing a team of medium ability execute nine out of ten times is very satisfying. Such a ****ter with the season finishing so early for us but with the plans of eleven aside/nine aside, it gives us plenty of time to start the relevant training. We must be doing something right as we have recently had parents bring their kids from ‘stronger teams’ in Portsmouth down to Hayling to specifically play for us (I do worry it may be influenced by my job and parents seek to exploit it). On the down side we do have a ‘B’ team that are mainly new to football, which I also had to manage, which was manic. They wasn’t the strongest footballers but loved the game and I had to get them playing. Unfortunately, I can’t find anyone to take a second team on and to save any messing around or confusion, I have to tell eleven or so players they can’t play for their local team. Horrible potential position. Looking to play some teams from Southampton over the summer and will enter the Warsash Wasps and Crofton Saints tournaments.

Really????

Oh FFS, its like being stuck in a french lesson again back at school. I've got no idea WTF is being said.

Fair play Turks, decent thread. Also fair play to Frazer and Danny, that is one hell of a stat.

The bloke's bit of a tool but he is right.

Friends with benefits, had to knock one out over Mila.

yep, perfect.

I work/coach for their Foundation, our office over looks the reserve/academy pitch.

Ted Bates and how much and hard they laughed when we fell. Simple as that.

its on the channel, we didnt expect to have it at home but its working.

Pair of clever, clever cvnts!

I can assure you, they don't.

OI!

Have we changed our socks?

Yep, was at work so watched it out the window. Saints battered Chelsea, I had to stay very quiet!

Barnsley!

Page 4 for goal 2.

Page ****ing 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I said Jos! Get the frig in there!

Where's the matey who guessed it would be page 15 against WHU that we would score? Im going for page 2

stay away from lego.

It's about bloody time we gave someone a right good tonking.