Legod Third Coming

No homework tonight?? Pillock.

Only bettered by fans who moan about moaning fans in my book!! Seriously though, why do you go if you're one of the Marcel Marceau brigade??

They're not even fans!!!!!!!

Personally, I've just about had enough. But come Saturday morning, who knows...

For me, if he has us playing winning football and we can see green shoots keep him. If he flukes a lucky escape, ditch him. The result is not all.

Yes, when all the troops unite and go over the top into machine gun fire, the generals simply find more cannon fodder... Our Chairman doesn't turn up to announce a new manager???? Shameful, totally shameful. I sing my firking heart out every game for our team. I am wasting my time when we are being led by the blind, leading the shortsighted, managing the inept. We have moved from being managed by Laurel to being managed by Hardy who thinks unity is to blame for our plight. Er, what's to blame for our plight is cheap/poor footballers being badly managed under the stewardship of a cretin.

No, I want to fart in the bloke next to me's face, but I recognise when in Rome... In Rome it is customary to make some NOISE!!!!!!

When there is a malaise in the ranks, you do not go around and bollock the infantry. The generals get their act together and LEAD. An alien concept at this rudderless ship granted...

Yes Mr Wotte it is MY fault that our defenders cannot defend, our corners do not clear the first man and that the former incumbent of your position played, not the famous Christmas Tree formation, but instead the Christmas Cake, Christmas Carol and Christmas Cracker formation. You firking idiot.

Ok, tin hat time. If you go along to a game and sing about Rupert Lowe, I genuinely don't mind. What I do mind is the people who go along and sit on their hands as if to say - "Right, I've bought my ticket for the stalls, thrill me." WTF is that all about? If you go and don't intend to clap or sing, or scream abuse, why the hell are you at a football game??? So please, if you are one of these types, can you bring a rattle for the Swansea game. Oh, and why do old people moan on ALL the time about our level of ability?? You'd think they never heard of Benali... I think before every game the stewards should ask a simple question like 'how are you?' and all those who start whinging about their backs, or the economy, or the weather should have their season tickets revoked.

The Sporanos. Cos we don't have anyone with balls!

Do Dutch strikers have a history of success in the Championship - genuine question?

Rupert Lowe - intelligent business man? Mmm, ever seen Dragon's Den?? Rupert is the guy who comes in saying he's come up with something new every week - like a square wheel, an opaque window or a pair of trousers with no holes at the bottom of the legs. And the Dragon's politely tell him it's been done before, better and works by someone else. But each week he has yet a new plan that's as ill-conceived as before. Baldrick we should call him. Or Helen Keller. Because he seems to be deaf and blind as well.

Votee? My arse. It's clealy Votta - vich means you ver probably not very attentive during ze vor?? Ver you??

Wotte Der Furk Wotte Lotta Notta Lowe and Wilde - They Don't Know Wotte They're Doing! Buy a thermos fellas, Leeds and Carlisle here we come... Wotte bunch of cretins.

I believe the club is in a no-win situation which worries me. Because we have got there from a rare-win situation.

Hundreds of clubs and business are 'about to go into adminsitration' when an eleventh hour deal is achieved. Of course, these days there is no compunction to do the deal before admin because there is rarely a 'penalty' for administration in ordinary business. However, in football there is!!!

I thought all player's contracts were effectively invalidated on entering adminsitration.

Sorry, met the wife that year...

So fans fight, stewards fight, manager full of fight... can't be long before it spreads to the players now surely...

Journalist is a total arse shocker...

We need to lose the board not football games.

Losing today will turn the fans on the team and be a bitter blow to morale. We should know, we specialise in it...

At least Spurs are going down!!!! Shame it's Pompey who are sending them down but every silver lining has a cloud!

Oh, and I should say that from now on it will be 14,999 as I simply cannot be arsed to watch any more. It's like sitting beside a dying dog.