rallyboy

He's a thug and a fucking idiot.

Lambs to slaughter.

This has to be the best way to get relegated, literally no hope of staying up since maybe December? Every defeat is dull and predictable, all other matches are totally irrelevant to us, and our own performances are so pathetic that it is now bordering on funny. Compare that to the worry of needing to win three out of the last four in a desperate last chance saloon or going down on goal difference - nah, this is the way to go, make it your own early doors and enjoy the bumpy ride to oblivion. Though it would be cool to beat Derby and perhaps drag some other fucker down with us...

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Too much doom and gloom on here, it wasn't that bad, the bloke who hit the crossbar at halftime was my MoM.

I wonder if the players wake up as excited as we do, all a buzz and giddy with confidence and anticipation? I can't wait.

You know they weren't, that's just the PR line spread by the extremist groups that funded the stunt, to distract and blur the facts.

Murderous terrorists turn out to be bastards shock! Yeah, quite a surprise that. Not sure what point Hamas are trying to make by turning a solemn handover into a parade, thankfully they have zero support on here. Another crap day for innocent Israelis and Palestinians.

I guess the real battle is now between his paymasters Musk and Putin, both wrestling to pull the greedy little orange puppet's strings. Putin seems to have won the latest tussle with Trump ignoring facts and defiantly standing shoulder-to-shoulder with the Russian invaders - he's not even pretending to be neutral, he should probably tone it down a bit as even his thickest supporters must wonder why their president is working for Russia.

Cleverly worded advertising from the club... 'our fan zones and The Dell have it all, making St Mary's the best place to be before and after the game'... How about making it fun DURING the fucking game?

Great band, and his style was such an important part of their sound. Sad loss, too young.

Any discussion with only one side isn't a peace summit, it's a PR exercise for Trump and Putin.

People who think Rupert's a ruddy-faced, hypocritical, opportunist cunt with a history of dodgy business dealings who is now just trying to harvest votes from simpleton racists in exchange for personal power and cash, aren't seeing the whole picture and need correcting. I've met him and his face isn't that ruddy.

A word about the fantastic Bournemouth support, I can't remember another team bringing every single member of their entire fanbase to an away game, great effort.

Trump and Vance think erudite is a glue.

Accusing someone of supporting gangs that rape children? Wow, that post woke up the legal department, I admire your bravery, good luck in court.

Indeed, thankfully Nigel is different, it's not all about him.

She wasted every question, it was a pathetic performance. What ever the flavour of government is, a strong opposition is a sensible idea. But surrounded by the bewildered halfwit survivors of The Johnson and Sunak Corruption Clusterfuck, Kemi is making Ed Davey look like Nelson Mandela.

The Americans have got exactly what they voted for. Trump the saggy orange puppet, bankrolled and owned, dancing whenever Musk pulls a string.

I don't think this Llama health plan has legs, the additional costs would make the whole process quite deer.

Just the five Man United players offside for their winner. In the lino's defence, four of them didn't interfere with play.

The worst mass shooting in Sweden's history has been surprisingly low key on some news outlets and on here. I wonder why such a serious attack hasn't been given a higher profile.

As established very clearly on numerous occasions last year, you have 14 years leeway in government before anything is your fault.

No. Next.

Has doddery Donald just blurted out the Israeli plan after they told him not to? At least he ended the Ukraine/Russia conflict on day one. Tip for anyone defending him, he's clearly a dangerously unstable old fuckwit, so pace yourself, you're going to be busy - if he lasts.