rallyboy

They gave up on proper policy and governing years ago, it's just scripted nonsense now - Labour have no plan, Labour will bankrupt us, woke tofu-eating leftie lawyers, Starmer is on the side of criminals, Labour left us no money, the doctor's strikes have created waiting lists, Putin caused all our problems, Starmer defended rapists, we only borrowed through Covid, the Islington elite, we're getting on with delivering more in the pocket for hard working families, more nurses, great trade deals turbocharging global Britain, new hospitals, more police, record funding for everything etc. Little truth and not a shred of actual policy to be seen. It's pathetic drivel aimed at the thickest in society.

I hope so, we could do with scoring five in one half against a few more sides.

If we're talking about clinical strikers and stats, does Che Adams still exist as a going concern? I remember him rushing around all-action during the transfer window, where did he go in the end?

While the five-goal-blitz, goal of the season and the era-defining astonishing comeback were okay, I'd like to moan about a poor first half. And I hope their keeper and outfield players have all recovered, they appeared to suffer three or four career-ending injuries during the periods that their side led the game, thankfully they all seemed to recover enough to take goal kicks and throw-ins a bit quicker towards the end.

They've lost their way - I think people would prefer to see more effort put into banging up Post Office board members, people smugglers and PPE crooks right now.

On the Comms front Sunak is very poorly advised at the moment, and appears to be too out of touch to realise. So he stands there in his school trousers and parrots rubbish he's been told will sit well with the corners of his party that he's already lost. It's a car crash, he's done.

He's having an absolute shocker. Not just generally, but today his only job was not to make a cheap joke about the trans debate, sexuality or gender politics while the mother of a murdered child is looking on. He has merrily skipped into a minefield while wearing a suicide vest.

So that's you outside my house! I wondered what was going on. I'll look you out some clothes, what size are you, looks like XXXL from here but it might be that Yogi Bear costume making you look bigger. Leave that Martin Out placard by the gatehouse and walk up the drive, I'll get one of the staff to let you in.

My son and I waited down the front at the end in the pissing rain with our little home made sign, but Brooks refused to give us his suit jacket. He's clearly some sort of prima donna who thinks he's too good for the cup. 😡

Without game time I think it's unlikely that Brooks will get 90 mins, but if he does start I'd expect to see him out wide, very wide.

It's unwise to try to book back into a hotel after smearing shit up the walls and telling all the staff and other guests to go fuck themselves. All anyone has ever wanted with the EU is a sensible relationship with near neighbours, but that requires mature diplomacy from a skilled minister, so we'll have to wait for one of those to turn up.

Nothing says twat quite like some bloke who gives himself a nickname in the hope that his little gammon army will run with it. I can think of many factual descriptions of Boris Johnson but at no point does he strike normal people as the big dog in any situation - other than being a corrupt, privileged, cowardly, divisive and useless lying clown, who will fuck literally anything that crosses his path. In that scenario, I'll grant you, he's the guvnor, the top man.

That's direct from the King of the Gammon Mike Graham, a talent-free chubster who spouts scripted hate-for-cash clickbait to generate income and rile up his angry little gang of easily-led pensioners. I didn't know his business still existed as a thing - and you seem to have accidentally edited his name off the top. Could that be because he has zero credibility with normal people?

Isn't it more of a great example that the Home Office isn't working? How on earth does someone like that get through our immigration system, and why is former Home Office minister Jenrick deflecting blame to solicitors and vicars? Then again who would ever employ Jenrick, and why isn't he in prison? So many questions....

Good idea, and if Dido needs help her good friend Matt Hancock knows a guy who has a window box - he can sell us roses at £30m each, while Chris Grayling can open up that Dutch market by sailing a fleet of warehouses between Gibraltar and the new freeport at Keswick.

I blame the punitive EU.

I'm sure his habit of giving the ball away in dangerous places will go down a treat in Serie A. In a possession-obsessed league, have Juventus actually seen him play? He'll be back, and hopefully a better player for it, hope he does well.

Massive inconsistency with cards, missed some obvious fouls - apart from that, he had a great game.

They'll never light again.

This is the first time in years that while being behind, even after 80 mins, it always felt like we would definitely get something. Too many years of chasing an equaliser watching the clock tick down with no hope or attacking threat. It's a new era of optimism and positivity.

The non-tax paying billionaires who control the majority of UK media messaging won't change horses until it becomes obvious they are going to be on the losing side. Starmer should be in their offices now having informal chats - they will need each other.

The other pulls his what? Autocorrect.

It reminds me of when Nathan Jones left us, we thought he'd be here forever but you just have to hope that life goes on. We got over it, they will too.

There's no discrimination Lord T, I'm not looking to ban anyone from voting, especially the genuinely thick as they wouldn't operate pen and paper, it's the moderately stupid we need to tackle, the Gullis and Anderson types, they're the dangerous ones. But if we leave something shiny outside the Polling Station, or have Mrs Brown's Boys running on a big screen, that should occupy them while democracy is served.

Boris perfected a new approach, promise absolutely everything and concentrate your efforts not on policy but on coming up with a distraction or an excuse when you fail to deliver. The other thing is we have maybe 20% on the left and the same on the right who will always vote that way. Boris didn't care about them, he was just making up stuff for the other 60%, of which a considerable number are not interested or so thick they fall for any old drivel they see written on a bus. The key is winning over those simpletons, the ones who can't grasp the concept of things like roundabouts or corkscrews, you wouldn't trust them to sit the right way on a toilet, but they are still allowed to go into polling stations to cause chaos.