rallyboy

Don't worry about him, that's just the twitching of a pointless career in its death throes - the spineless chancer is predicted to get destroyed in Bury North.

If Cruyff does come back from the dead it'll be the greatest turn since Jesus. No, not that one.

Has he been banned? As I saw it, Porteous was hanging on to Mara and shoving him as they jogged along, Mara responded with a weak smack/push in the back. The defender went down dramatically as if assaulted with a baseball bat, the keeper, who himself recovered from the career-ending injury in the same match, ran around trying to get a red card for Mara. The defender then got up because his play-acting hadn't worked - and perhaps realising that simulation when you are already on a yellow is asking for trouble. It looked like handbags to me.

Hate-peddler Rachel Riley needs sacking - she comes across as a deeply unpleasant consonant, vowel, consonant...and another consonant.

Most key games that have cost us have been dominated but we have not taken chances, then the defence has leaked - if you are three up, as you should be, it doesn't matter. Being joint top scorers and drawing 1-1 with Rotherham can go hand in hand.

The Leicester six-yard box is an absolute clown show, Leeds have had some howlers - we don't have a monopoly on keeper concerns. I'd prefer to concentrate more on why we don't take chances, most points have been dropped at the other end.

So you believe that anti-Israeli feeling among the young in Gaza is declining?

Israel has just created the next two or three generations of terrorist.

When the Daily Mail quietly swaps sides and offers Starmer an exclusive front page, you know the polling must be bad.

Why so many questions?

They've got a stand named after Boycott?

It would be nuts if it were true - it's clickbait based on a press release from a campaign group.

I hadn't realised that the US is bankrolling this whole escapade. I also didn't realise that Fareham is so involved that their MP has had to fly out to offer full support for any war crimes being committed. That one has no fucking shame.

Several have. Everyone on here has condemned Hamas and most people grasp the difference between Palestine and Hamas. Then we are left with the few who have firmly pinned their colours to every action of the IDF and now find themselves having to defend what appear to be war crimes.

Carefully tracking the narrative of the previous posts, you have just implied that the British guys targeted and murdered by Israel were not aid workers or just security, and with their CVs, may have been working for Hamas....a line that even the Israeli government isn't taking, they've said it was a mistake, you seem to disagree. And don't bother to ask me anything as a distraction, you lost my attention when you started typing. Not today, 8,000 posts ago.

Just watched the highlights - fine margins, and no consistency from the officials. They should have been down to ten men when we were leading, moments like that change games, and seasons.

We've just not been good enough and the surrendered points have been suicidal - taking one from six this weekend is appalling, playing the whole season without a proper centre forward has been insane. The table doesn't lie, we've been destined for the play-offs for weeks now. Much work needed for that not to turn into the final missed opportunity of a season of missed opportunities.

I once saw a clown driving around the country in a big red bus with loads of made-up stuff written on the side, promising all kinds of joke scenarios that couldn't exist, it was so obviously a joke that I don't think anyone was fooled. Weird thing was, it was June....

Do we still have time to try and talk Che Adams into signing an improved new contract to match a host of Premier League offers, or do we think he's already agreed to lead the line next season for Wolves or Everton? The best striker there today was Ricky, and the best finish was from a bloke in a shark outfit who had fins as bollocks and was shuffling about like he'd shat himself. Stewarding test, Situation One. Men are making a noise on a hoarding, do you - A. Ignore it. B. Have a word. C. Call in an armed response team. D. Launch an airstrike on their home and execute all survivors.

Gullis is an appalling excuse for a minister, the ugly poster boy for everything bad in politics. Let's hope he doesn't get back into teaching when his current grift goes down the shitter, the kids of Stoke deserve far better, as do the voters.

We had two Genesis models over a couple of weeks and found the whole escapade a massive let down. The cars are great and drive fantastically, the tech on them is amazing, but without a home charger we ended up paying the same price as petrol, taking ten times as long to fill up, while living with ludicrous planning ahead to get anywhere. The thought of heading up country and trying to guess whether a charger would be available and how long it would take doesn't fit the way we are used to living our lives, and I'm not sure I want to add hours to journeys so I can drink shit coffee in service stations. The no home charger bit is clearly the main issue here, but the infrastructure still seems to be no where near where it needs to be for a proper electric revolution.

I'm not sure why they bothered having the rest of the Goal of the Month - the competition ended the moment his shot hit the top corner.

Yes, there's her.....and Suella, the lovely Katie Hopkins, Ann Widdecombe....quite a list of hotties.

A racist donor paying a political party to get big contracts in return isn't a great look, defending that is a worse look - but these are just distractions from the reality. The country is broken, we need a new approach, and not in a Truss way. Rishi doesn't appear to have a plan, so he needs to go.

Despite the constant media reminders that the royal family are brilliant at everything they attempt, perhaps William is a fucking terrible photographer and some random butler who is also clueless, has to fix the image? Add in that spirit that it's just to cheer up the peasants and they won't notice, and here we are.