rallyboy

All the parents are entitled to justice, so any further trials that have a good chance of conviction should go ahead.

All the catering staff at the Leeds hotel need to suspend washing their hands from Wednesday morning, then we need to invite their players to a meal on Friday night and get them all totally shitfaced. Perhaps free up Edozie from defensive duties too and let him run more without waiting for everyone else.

Sheffield United fans should offer a full apology to their players.

It's not fun anymore. Make it stop.

Yeah, Packham's a big softie, fancy taking offence at death threats and petrol bomb attacks on your house while wanting to save the planet and keep shit out of our rivers, the Saints and punk rock-liking weirdo. Attenborough too, always banging on about animals mating and the fucking ice cap, the old perv.

If he's that pissed off perhaps he should have a word with the manager - that's the guy who spends all week with them and sends them out to do that.

We seem to have spent the last few seasons tapping the ball around in our own half like we're defending a two-goal lead, when it reality we've usually been in desperate need of a goal but have lacked the urgency and quality to create one. Do we know if there are any plans in the pipeline to do some actual attacking anytime soon, or are we still at the pointless little passing triangles stage, and rejoicing at the possession stats? On the television I've seen other teams scoring from corners, and some even run from their own half with the ball on what they call a break. Is it worth looking into either of these ideas?

The remaining dregs of Take That could be coming to St Mary's!

Dreadful. It's like Claude Puel, but without the charisma.

While we must await the proper due process of multiple investigations it's still fair to point out that when the valley is full of smoke, you can be pretty sure that there's a fire out there somewhere. You can barely see Brand for smoke at the moment so if anyone wants to offer him their full support, you have to admire their brave and courageous loyalty to the man, and then wait to see where this stance eventually leaves them. Standing up against alleged rape victims could be considered an odd hill to die on.

A crowd is easy to manage - give them something to cheer and they will support you. That's all the players need to do.

Laura Trott is a pointless excuse of an MP. She must now regret giving up her fantastic career as an Olympic cyclist to chase the dream of being a pensions minister. It's sad to see what she's become. 😕

Agreed, Dawson took the team to the point where they should have won but Barker couldn't get bat on ball. The real damage had already been done during the Leicestershire innings, the chase should have been under 200.

Correct, I think fielding was the main difference, they had a great run out and a couple of slick catches, we put down a sitter and were sloppy in the field - a couple of the misfields were appalling. These things come home to roost when games are decided on fine margins. It was a long way to go to hang out with Leicester City fans again, didn't bother to wait and see them lift the trophy.

Chaotic - summed up by our first half attacking freekick that we passed to them so they could break on us unhindered. Utterly shambolic.

Every voter lost.

He must have been relieved to discover that as per usual, no one was watching. More people will have seen it on here than their live viewing figure.

Cricket fans, wait until the end of the fucking over, it's only six balls. Then you can stagger around spilling your overpriced beer and £15 chips everywhere. Every ground should have a Fidget Section for people who can't keep fucking still. Also, if you cannot grasp a simple universal seating system, stay at home rather than wandering around all puzzled, three disinterested kids in tow, up and down the bloody steps, round and round they all shuffle - it's the fucking alphabet and numbers!

I had Covid last week, for the third time since 2020. First time was just before lockdown and I was fucked for a fortnight, heavy cold, aching bones, loss of taste and smell. Since having jabs I've had it twice, neither has been a big deal, a cold for a couple of days. Then again I would say that because I'm a frightened little mouse who follows every instruction the government gives me so I can be part of the big Pharma cover-up. And water can absorb negative energy so be careful what you say near your taps.

Good luck, there's a threat of some thundery showers, which would probably be quite nice with the current temperatures.

Where Prague stood is now a car park and a kebab van - and in many ways I think that's probably an improvement.

Did someone ask for a weirdo? Well I went into the Rockstone once and the guy misheard my food order and brought me thick-cut fries with my falafel burger instead of sweet potato ones, it was carnage! When he came round to ask if everything was okay, I showed my disapproval by nodding and smiling - but inside, I was seething. 😡 #crazynight

There was an interesting throwaway line in the Burnley documentary. Kompany made the comment that it can take four months for players to really get to grips with new systems and to implement them correctly due to the amount of information you are asking them to absorb, a theory that was supported by the way their season went from average to dominant. It's this small nugget of hope that makes me believe we'll be alright.

Why is everyone so fucking negative? We totally bossed possession, they couldn't cope with our repetitive little sideways triangles in our own half, and we destroyed them in the corner count 8-5.

The EFL highlights show. Half of it's filmed on phones and the commentary is written by tabloid chimps with typewriters - 'This team hasn't bagged a maximum since the first day of term!'.... Do what?