rallyboy

The choice is corruption or hate - presumably they can blend both and learn nothing from the past decade.

42 British servicemen killed by bombs that hit at sea level, a Royal Naval ship sunk. Starmer remembering Falklands veterans and gets the precise form of armament wrong - the bastard. I think I'd rather remember the guys lost than make some cheap jibe about it.

Some of these well-off right wing pensioners have been voting for self harm since 2016, and now they're getting it, they're all fucking moaning. I didn't see them showing this compassion when they were voting for the poor and the disabled to get fucked over. It's the sensible pensioners who need support that I feel sorry for - the other hypocritical Telegraph-reading clowns just need laughing at.

Oh, the little gang assemble again. Get out more, enjoy life, shrug off football disappointments, choose love, be kind, feel better about yourselves. x

You are the current expert on baseless, welcome back - and no, people haven't forgotten what you made up.

Where will you be watching from?, the club asks. Probably from behind the sofa, through my fingers.

Mu Mu.

The Mail dripfeeding lies to the easily-led - firing up the thickos to get upset over an inaccurate story about a place they'd never heard of.

But, but, but they still sung when they were losing, no other fans have ever done that before. Reality has arrived and as suspected, it can be found in Stoke on a Wednesday night.

Now Lammy is thick, but I bet he can spell Israel. Very wise not to attempt Netanyahu, know your limits.

It'll be interesting to see how many extra games Bruno Fernandes gets for chasing after the referee following his dismissal and getting right up in his face. I'm pretty sure it will be zero.

Some people think they can make up any old shit and get away with it.

Yeah, as soon as you apologise.

They were for ten years.

It's not been great optics, taking freebies looks greedy, and triggers the casual observer to wheel out the lazy line, "they're all the same!" Hopefully Starmer's latest clarification will put a stop to it and let them get on with governing. In the meantime, Jenrick is up to his ears in it, again - the bloke stinks of corruption. Stories emerging now that he's taken personal donations from all kinds of companies that barely exist and look like fronts for money laundering. He has much explaining to do.

Considerably more, and the cost of special advisers in the last chaotic year of Johnson was £12.9 million. The real story here is why the fuck are the BBC paying people so much? And secondly, when is Lord Duckhunter going to apologise for getting things so badly wrong?

Lord Duckhunter, where is my defence of Huw Edwards that you allege? My observation was that the pro-Tory Sun delayed release of this important story for at least four weeks and then in standard tabloid style, chose to publish when the pressure on Boris hit its peak. In that news cycle Johnson was being forced by a court to release text messages, under pressure about his daughter's appointment and was being exposed for having protected his friend the MP sex offender, the appalling act that got him sacked. The main media supporter of the government couldn't lead with that, but they had the Edwards story up their sleeve so chose a specific date to release it, a day that very much suited the Tory press office. The Boris storm blew over, and as I suggested, the Sun got back to making up stories about the opposition or immigrants, and spoon-feeding those to the simple. You clearly have no grasp of how the media works in the UK, but you must understand the serious ramifications of labelling someone a paedo supporter on a public forum. You know that you have made a massive error. Now we just need your apology for suggesting that I defended a convicted paedophile.

You can disagree on politics or football or whatever, but today you made up a story that I defended a convicted paedophile and you posted it on a public forum. You need to withdraw that allegation.

You just accused me of defending a paedophile - that's a serious accusation that you need to back up.

Once the whistle goes the players control the atmosphere, it was decent for 20 mins on Saturday. They need to up their fucking game, not us.

Johnson and Hancock killing old people in care homes......silence. Starmer cutting allowances to some wealthy ones....end of the world! Yawn.

If you ever consider the BBC player ratings to be accurate just remind yourself that Tyler Dibling was comfortably outscored today by EVERY single Man Utd player, including Harry Maguire. Laughable.

The departed corrupt excuse for a government avoided making any decisions because they had already destroyed the economy and decided instead to adopt the negotiating strategy of a petulant shouty stubborn child, thus resulting in many working days lost through strike action and rock bottom morale across several sectors. To suggest that pensioners have been robbed to pay train drivers is the equivalent of wearing a T-Shirt that says "I'm thicker than a Boxing Day turd, I can't grasp basic concepts so I literally just repeat any mad drivel that the Telegraph prints." What we have learned though is that people who have spent the last 14 years fucking over the poor, the old and the disabled have suddenly developed empathy, which is progress - the country feels more united, which has to be good.

I love the way they grandly call it a leadership race to - a. Glam it up b. Pretend they're still relevant. c. Add in fake urgency to make it exciting. In reality this vote is nothing more than a little sideshow, a Punch and Judy tent outside a Wembley gig, the rearranging of the corrupt, the changing of the arseholes - a project to amuse a small group of wealthy old people while some adults try to rebuild our country as a result of their last few decisions.

I thought our batting was appalling, then I saw us bowl... 😨 Lack of consistency, lines and lengths all over the show, too many balls inviting to be smacked. I guess it's good to get all of your mediocre performances out of the way in one hit.