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She wasted every question, it was a pathetic performance. What ever the flavour of government is, a strong opposition is a sensible idea. But surrounded by the bewildered halfwit survivors of The Johnson and Sunak Corruption Clusterfuck, Kemi is making Ed Davey look like Nelson Mandela.

The Americans have got exactly what they voted for. Trump the saggy orange puppet, bankrolled and owned, dancing whenever Musk pulls a string.

I don't think this Llama health plan has legs, the additional costs would make the whole process quite deer.

Just the five Man United players offside for their winner. In the lino's defence, four of them didn't interfere with play.

The worst mass shooting in Sweden's history has been surprisingly low key on some news outlets and on here. I wonder why such a serious attack hasn't been given a higher profile.

As established very clearly on numerous occasions last year, you have 14 years leeway in government before anything is your fault.

No. Next.

Has doddery Donald just blurted out the Israeli plan after they told him not to? At least he ended the Ukraine/Russia conflict on day one. Tip for anyone defending him, he's clearly a dangerously unstable old fuckwit, so pace yourself, you're going to be busy - if he lasts.

A neutral might observe that there are 'one or two' more important questions still unanswered from that era - Just off the top of my head, out of curiosity, why did Johnson have a secret meeting with an ex-KGB agent? Why did he miss five vital Cobra meetings? What exactly was the financial link between his government and Randox who were given £480m? How did Gove's friend get £164m of taxpayer money? How did Ayanda get £252M? Why was the unqualified Dido Harding appointed to her role? Where did her £40 billion budget disappear to? Why was superspreading Cheltenham allowed to run? Why was the government PR campaign declared unlawful? What exactly did Harding's husband the corruption minister investigate? Why did Matt Hancock give his own family Covid contracts? Why were established PPE companies ignored in favour of companies linked to cabinet ministers and Tory donors? Why did the promised forensic investigation into Pompey's accounts never materialise? Well done, you are concentrating. Why did Mrs Sunak's company take Covid cash? What is the business link between the Sunak family and Rupert Lowe? Why did Johnson give a random woman taxpayer funding? Why did he cover up donations? Why did he lie about the parties? Where did the secretive United and Cecil Club get their funds for the election? Why did Johnson protect a sex offender? Why did he lie to the Queen? Why did he appoint a known historic sex pest? But let's start with some voice coach who may or may not have done something a few years ago. Yeah, that's clearly the most serious question from the Covid era threatening to destabilise democracy. 🤣 Once we've answered all the above, and I'm sure any reasonable person would like answers, let's find out what the fuck this voice coach was up to and when - Musk and his little simpleton army demand answers.....but only to that. 🤡

It is a desperate distraction exercise from an opposition indelibly-tainted by Johnson-era corruption, and now out of ideas. Only a few users of X consider it a story, because Elaine Musk has told them it is. Barrel scraped.

Advance party for the championship getting warmed up for next season...sensible move for club and player.

If we're serious about staying up we could probably do with getting something today.

Out of order doesn't quite cover it. Trump has already completed his own investigation - the helicopter was too high and there was way too much diversity about. No need for black boxes or any of that nonsense.

His story is from 2014 and the system he complained about was removed in 2018. Trump seems a little confused, as does Tom Harwood....

A generation of Americans is going to grow up ignorant of geography and world affairs? Just the one?

That's only going to alienate Sigourney Weaver.

I'm going to stick my neck out here and say I reckon we can make it into April. #madfool

Don't panic - Juric is out there tonight driving through the M3 roadworks at 110mph, he's on a provisional licence, he's got no insurance or MOT, if that doesn't take us past Derby, nothing will.

Don't let Lord Trousers get started on this thread, he spends most of his life asking Sainsbury's drivers why they've replaced his ordered bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild 2009 with a turnip.

Terminally thick and dishonest MP who changes parties more than he changes his saggy, yellowed Y-fronts, sees votes in posting pointless crap and goes for it. With his beloved freedom of speech comes the chance to say that Anderson is a total cunt of the highest order, who surrounds himself by like-minded people.

Occasionally you hear a news report that some notorious childkiller or paedophile has died in prison after an attack and your first reaction is never mind. He will definitely be one of those. In fact, he's probably now top of that list.

He did a salute made famous by the Nazis, twice - that's a fact. His best move could be to apologise and say it wasn't meant to look like that. He hasn't apologised, so all we are left with at the moment is his Nazi salute*. * Nazi-style

Any pictures of tits?

The thing that will piss me of is when we get relegated in March (?), is if we see TV shots of blubbing adults, shocked that this has suddenly happened. The time to be sad/annoyed was a few months back when it was obvious. This will be the least surprising relegation in history.

That type of thing is probably covered in the ceasefire agreement - check the small print.