Smirking_Saint

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Lol.... i would... Sex with an element of danger, would you wake up in the morning or not ??? And i thought a danger w*nk was risky.

Plus she could toss you off without even being in the room !!! Brilliant !!!

Well, the stock rooms not too bad they could have made her work in the shop window displaying jewelry.

Genuinely made me laugh

e-famous or e-infamous Hitler was famous you know Anyways i expect i could take you on Prefered Mole's fraggle rock video earlier btw, once won a bottle of battery acid from JJ's by identifying the theme tune.

Can't take alot more of this

Tis ok. Don't take the missus, specially if she is blonde the leering bunch of sweaty oiks (quite why i complain at them leering i don't know, i do it) Thought it was ok though, 'tis f'n hot, they told me that in the hottest part of the year they had to put ice packs in the pool. Generally thought they were a friendly bunch of people and at the market have quality 'fake' gear, make sure you haggle though or they will rip you off (this includes bars if there is a group of you they will offer a good deal) I liked it, went to Gumbet (by bodrum) had a good time, reletively cheap, hot, sunny and both lively and relaxed.

I prefer the thread in the Muppet show.... However, tis a tad bit harsh if true.

Thought it was all a bit h-armless really ?? Sorry

Pinnacle pinnacle pinnacle

:smt082 Lol

Personally, looking at the education point of view, and 1976's einstien bright and moronic stages of a kids development. (Which i agree with, some are intellectual, others not cut out) There should be a thing that says, if the kid shows promise, (good grades etc) then allow them to carry on and finish their GCSE's etc etc. If they do not look great, start an apprentice course or life skills (electricity, woodwork, brickwork etc) to see where the kids skill's lie and push them towards NVQ's etc, there is no point wasting a kids time and killing their enthusiasm if they are likely to fail. As per Uni Courses, they are important for business and industry but not the waster courses you get (media studies etc)

Frankie Boyle or Jason Byrne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQNtW00XOWw If you get a chance to watch jason Byrne out of the box give it a shot, it's genius.

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Brilliant.... if there is a nuclear attack find the nearest ditch.

tad harsh walked through a cow field today...... fact then ended up in a southern water compound so had to walk back and find the correct field. Story over.

He didn't see it coming apparantly.

Cows are bastards, we often have to walk through fields in order to do our switching or general work etc. More often than not holding a very long stick to prod the gits away. generally to there would be a very large dog, infact i had a rotweiler foaming at he mouth the other day held in a very small fence that i knew it could get out of. Scared. Anyways, Cows scare easily, if you are going to walk through a field stay well away, near a fence easily jumpable.

For once the term ROFL actually means ROFL

Are we all getting banned now ?

I have added to the page:D Anyway, ****ing bunch of mother ****ing fish ****ging slimy smelly pond life scum with no more ambition then to wake up in time for the pubs to open and the doll office to give hand outs to the cess pit inhabiting viscious own city destroying ****s of the highest order. Mother ****ing disgusting *****s. Other than that there alright.