Smirking_Saint

Dunno if anyones interested but noticed if you buy a HD tv at mo in tesco they are giving away free sky HD boxes.

An actual jousting tournament ?? Don't people die doing that stuff ?? Amazing, well worth a 5'er. Jousting in hedge end though, will that involve pimped out renault 5's lots of bad music and a chav hanging out the window with a snooker cue ? And the whole event will be sponsored by McDonalds.

Thought her voice was pretty good TBH, she should win it. TBF though 100mil hits is slightly OTT. FYI sorry for all the abbreviation.

LoL, i spent most of my childhood in and around Eastliegh, was only joking, although think the place is going downhill. The girlfriend turned to me earlier and said, 'it'll be ok, those bombs don't work any more'

I vonder how long thish shyanide tablet takesh to work

The new SFC, coming to a park near you

Sorry to briefly hijack but is Satanta actually worth it ??

Dunno, i got my sky cheaper by threatening to leave and go to Virgin. Other than the fact that i have not actually answered your question apologies.

Really wouldn't be a shame if that went off.................

Like going into a pub and getting told they don't have 1664 or Coors. Watching two of your mates buy and get stuck into a coors and then as you order get told it's run out !!!!!!! Being woken up within 5 minutes of the alarm going off.

Seeing kids fall off of park equipment Having a p!ss after you have held it in for ages Pressing the snooze button for the 5th time

I wash one hand after a p!ss and both after a sh!t. I then open and close the door 3 times upon leaving said toilet facility. Then i pull my trousers up. Some people tell me i have a problem.

Say what you want about paedophiles but atleast they drive slowly past schools !

Guess so

Pike ?? The chinese down the road always use to buy 'em off us when we caught them ?? Must be good

Witness the strength of the mighty Bum Crumble !!! http://bum-crumble.mybrute.com Grrrr

Rainbow trout

Stop drinking !!

I agree with this, and they have been trying to do this for years, really don't think it'll happen though. But the big clubs would probably vote in favour

don't know these people, RIP anyways.

I apologise if it's been said earlier but this is ********, Lowe did a shiite job and i would NEVER like to see him back bu to say he did it on purpose is going major OTT !!!

It is a horrible thing to say but i believe we are down now, will take a lot to stay up !!! I think it may help to sort the truth from the speculative bids. There will be a saints, always, don't worry about the time it has taken, it will never have been an over night thing.

Shame it wasn't about with the JFK incedent, woulda made things easier

It will never happen, end of