latter day saint

drift

it makes more sense than what Turkish wrote ! FFS!

go into work with a big wad of 50's & slap some of the ***ts i work with round the face with it ! i'd then set fire to the notes to set off the sprinklers & walk out laughing after that i'd go on holiday for a few years

Torture

Sir

ffs. quicker the season starts the better

Kerb

meh ! bottled Magners for me then

i'm 35. in my head i'm 18 but i feel more like 60 at the moment ! (5 o clock bloody starts! )

i agree.

Clown

i've been to a c.ock fight i was young & confused at the time

Genius !

Secret

Dreams

Shapely

you would think someone who works with dogs daily, transporting them about in a vehicle would have a routine they followed automatically concerning the dogs but no this bastard shows what an utter moron he is by forgetting the two noisey dogs just behind him! And its not the first time ! FFS ! hate bastards like this !

my cat did an evil one this morning at 5.30. she was sat next to me on the sofa when there was a very load clap of thunder, so she decided to drop her guts then run behind the tv to hide ! could still smell it on me as i left the house to go to work !

Scientific

No thank you ! love the song but the video freaks me out a bit due to watching it too many times while necking whats my avatar like Colinjb's suggestion but i would insist on capes being worn, ala Lord Flashheart in Blackadder ,if we use that that song.

chocolate

Marmalade

Daft