latter day saint

sod the beer ! anyone know what cider they will be serving ? hope they change to Bulmers, rather than Magners if it has to be bottled. would be nice to be able to buy a pint instead of getting ripped off with the bottles though.

wot a f*cking pile of sh*te! BASTARDS ! just changed my avatar you f*cking c*nts !

my nipper made some lovely cards for me & got me a nice Ralph Lauren polo shirt. not bad for a 6 yr old he then decided to try to climb up a book case to get a game down and managed to pull it down on himself. fookin sh*t myself when i heard the bang & ran in to find him under it ! was all ok & was asking to go in the garden 5 mins later

welcome back ! suppose better change the avatar now or can we keep them to show membership of your cult ?

spreader

it must be something in the water down there , surely ?

tears

that hurt still think your the bestest !

i think you're great !

Agree with that. think the pic of Markus in 2nd design could be a bit smaller though,

Starter

Marmalade

Master

Excellent post. sums up my experience since joining the forum.

snake

nail on head imo

i have it as the ringtone on my phone.really annoys the missus when she calls as i leave it to play the whole song.

will he be returning as a Golden Bear then ? always pictured him as nice cuddly bloke. would fit with his personality

War

Hitman

i like that idea! i smoked for years,drank heavily & took enough drugs to kill an elephant every weekend for 10 or so years. also i'm very unfit, never exercise & have a crappy diet so my life expectancy must be very low. i think about £ 50 would be a fair price.

because a butterfly flapped its wings in china. all to do with chaos theory apparently ? (well, that's what jeff goldblum said in jurrasic park )

you are joking,right ? about as subtle as a brick in the face.

is that another attempt to get an infraction ? poor effort again i'm afraid. maybe some badgering of a poster with a sense of humour bypass would do it (as they would no doubt report you) or some sarcastic/humourous remarks aimed at the admin will get under there skin enough to do the job.