Verbal

With its original title, this one, or a new and more appropriate one?

Legally, no. You would be hunted down.

Almost right. Coventry and Doncaster, plus that lot down the road liquidated.

You pay to subsidise the rest of us. On behalf of everyone, I thank you.

I preferred the other one. Much more po-mo.

You nicked the idea for this thread.

Perhaps this could be said to be it.

But did he really say much that a lot of skates would now disagree with?

Why? Australia is booming. You'd be lucky to see a job coming up in most European cities this side of next year.

Because it's just a far superior city to most, if not all, of the others. Melbourne is a great cultural city, with arts and music festivals, and, with its lovely Victorian and Edwardian architecture and efficient tram system, has the feel of a European metropolis. Also some of the best seafood restaurants I've ever eaten in - all lined up along the quay.

It's dull as ditchwater. It's also the second remotest city on the planet - so should be perfect.

There used to be a show on Southern called Bygones. This thread belongs there.

Quelle surprise!

I could imagine Cortese being interested - not in the football club itself, which will close, but in the right to put, in very small letters, 'incorporating Portsmouth FC' under the club logo. The only difference we'd notice is that St Mary's would be the only major football stadium in the country with two way ends.

Bien sur, mon ami.

But you'd have to draw an 8,000 mile circle around the UK to include to Falklands! Anyway, apparently you're heading for joint command with the French after Cameron's and Sarkozy's cosying up, so this tatty excuse or flag-waving may not be looked upon so favourably in the future. Presumably you'll be announcing your name change to Le Delljours?

Sun reader.

I'll give this an F, and not just for the 'creative' spelling.

-10 is fine for now. It's the hope that will kill them.

The clock won't happen.

Corpse Ho?

Or feeble minds seldom differ. Which in this case, and with this musical taste, might be nearer the mark...?

So does delldays.

She has. It's called cynical playing to the gallery: support the no-hope, popular choice, then push out the crocodile tears when that choice is not given a sniff of a chance. You wait and see.

Tesco now claim the ad is a mistake, and that they meant 'work experience' not 'permanent'. Either way, and beyond being crappy, worthless employers, Tesco are the worst kind of benefits scrounger - getting the government to pay their wage bills.