kpturner

Were they able to do it quietly then?

He just scores the balance of his 30 goals in the remaining games......which, believe me, can make for quite a goal feast if there are only one or two games left and he is still only on 20.

Deppo has been reading my joke rule book

Massive improvement. I smiled. You see - if only you had consulted me beforehand we could have saved a lot of time.

Yes I know that (obviously - it is my joke rule book after all)....clearly I am trying to cater for the less bright OK - "Chaplow buries one in the bottom" it is then. I will leave the other post unedited so that people can refer back to it if they don't get it.

OK - here goes: "Chaplow buries one in the bottom (corner)" Well? No? Too obvious? Should I remove the word "corner" perhaps?

OK....I am going to have a think....this one is going to be truly brilliant.

Is that it then? This banter was more entertaining to me than any of the captions. Let us analyse the "you get much higher doing the Fosbry Flop" suggestion. That actually might be hilarious, but I have to admit that even I am not intelligent enough to understand the subtleties behind it. I am thinking that there is some clever meaning to the misspelling of "Fosbury". Any ideas?

Ahhh, but the only reason that you thought "Thats' sh!t" is because you haven't actually got the joke. If you had got it, then you would be in stitches. My hilarious caption is really aimed at the more intelligent posters on here - those that don't find it funny are just a bit thick.

No no no - you have to write a caption that implies that the player in blue is a human shaped boot without actually saying it. Implying it makes the reader think for a while, then burst out in hysterical laughter when they realise what you are implying. If you just come out and say it then there is no humour.....unless you are under 12. I must send you my "How to write jokes" book.

Thanks - too kind.....of course these things do require a bit of subtlety, as opposed to just describing the picture. That is what my 11 year old would do. It is a bit better now it doesn't say "Chapters" although I at first thought this was some obscure reference that only the brightest sparks would pick up on

Right to slash their wrists? Surely not.

Yep.....and life goes on. If we go up, my mortgage will still need paying

You clearly have a very low sense of humour threshold ;-)

Infraction!!!

I may be biased, but that is rubbish

Nuts!

Just a win against Swindon at long last would be great. I think the last time I can remember beating them was in an FA Cup replay when Flash was still playing....in fact he got the equaliser at Swindon to get us the replay.

I am afraid you will just have to make do with what you get, and like it.....as I always say to the kids.

Yeah too right - only winning by one goal is a disgrace. We should be winning every game by at least 4 against these silly little clubs.

Why the past tense? Has he retired? And isn't it Nebuchadnezzar Wines

I am not anonymous

Like it!

Leyton Orient - form team or what?