Boris Johnson on Portsmouth "Here we are, in one of the most depressed towns in Southern England, a place that is arguably too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs."
Owen is a better striker than Heskey and that's what I'm getting at. Heskey is good at the hold up role behind the front man, but if we disregard that then Heskey has no place in the team really.
QPR fans on SSN calling their club the "laughing stock of English football".
Don't worry QPR fans. That title is reserved for our fishy friends Pompey.