RedAndWhite91

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Yep, very good. I gave my feedback to SaintsWeb twitter, but no harm in saying well done on here as well.

Check out this: http://www.guidespot.com/guides/facebook_status_funny_fail And this: http://www.lamebook.com/ The first link is a selection of things from the second one.

I always have girls add me on MSN and tell me to go on their nude webcam site. They always say the same thing. I always tell them I am 13 and going to ring the police, at which point they say "SHíT, im late 4 my show babe, see you in there, gotta go lol" and go offline... The funny thing is, one of my mates believed it and told me he was chatting to a 'well fit 21 year old' on MSN, turned out to be one of these scams.

The person who runs the JPT twitter told me amongst other really positive things that Saints are the first team on his accumulator every week!

Grub

I found it funny that on last night's episode Dean Gaffney didn't even have one line. I bet he was chuffed to be back, and yet he didn't say a word. What a waster.

Dog

Hill

Motel

skate!

oil

Tits

Eastenders

Firstly, they should abolish 'EPL' and simply have 'PL'. We know we're in England, and I for one don't want to sound like an American. People will know what you mean by PL, why waste time typing another, quite pointless letter?

Portsmouth

Why haven't Man Utd et al been fined in the past for sticking out weakened teams in cup competitions?

shít

That's what she said.

Lips (This was in response to Trout..)

Ahh boring... I thought there had been a murder or a fire or something interesting...

fish...

Definitely worth getting as many paintballs possible - You always seem to run out towards the end. The one you are looking at sounds very good. One bit of advice though: Wear gloves. I got hit on the hand on the first round and couldn't feel it for the next half hour. Sport hurts.

Tracey!!

balls