RedAndWhite91

b0ll0cks

Feels like Christmas eve, but with a much higher potential risk of an electrical failure burning down the tree and all the presents under it.

It's only cos HMRC is trying to wind them up. They want in on the action.

I always thought it was a.. HTH

If they get wound up and the news is announced early the next day it would be a terrific birthday present :cool:

What I wanna know is, what's all this talk of pony sh*gging? Is it just a lame comeback for the factual fish insult? Or is there more to it? Confused.

Pardew knows exactly what he is doing regarding all this.

Email sent.

Because Portsmouth are a scummy shítty no mark club with crap fans and it is good to show them which part of Hampshire is better. And as a Southampton lad there is nothing better than getting one over the bastards down the road.

My favourite: Skate bastard.

Classic.

Fair enough Wes, I got my tickets early, and looking on the computer in the TO at Block 1, half was taken, and it was the half towards the Pompey lot... Enjoy the game all.

I wore a blue shirt tonight. Got head butted by a Portsmouth fan. Superstition?

got Id'd a lot tonight... A lot...

hitmannnn

Alright for some - I have Jury Service 9am the morning after. Ouch!

If anyone uses the Coronation Parade co-op in Hamble then remember your ID! The bloke on the till is so strict, he wouldn't serve me a scratch card (16 age limit) cos I didn't have ID on me, it was in the car. I was also in the queue and a bloke asked for a pack of fags. Matey on till refused him the sale cos of lack of ID. He turned around and he was a builder, probably in his early 30s. I had to laugh.

All jokes aside, Liebherr was not a Nazi. He was born 2 years after the War finished. You just sound like Skates saying things like that. Right, back to it. PS "Nic me old mucker, with all your business expertise, how do you reckon this whole HMRC thing will last?" NC "How long is a piece of rope..." PS "Dunno moosh" NC "Neither do I, but you'll need some when you use the prison showers. Moosh."

NC "Mr. Grant, it's a pleasure to meet a manager of your reputation. Here at Southampton we try to cater for every opposition manager's needs. Through that door you will find three Thai prostitutes, all pretending to be masseurs. Enjoy it Misser Avram, they love you long time."

On BBC it says he came ON as a sub in the 61st minute?? By 77 minutes he had already given away two fouls for terrible tackles and given a yellow lolol. You sure he is injured, nothing said about it on BBC?

Yeah it would. As I said though it's just something I've heard, so don't know whether he'll actually be out. EDIT: Seems he is then, get in!

Hahaha good one. BOATENG*

I've also heard a rumour that Boetang could be out.

He probably just made it up to cover for his embarrassing actions!