RedAndWhite91

Green Giant

I once got paid £200 to help take a £400,000 boat from Sardinia to Marbella. Beat that!

Some of these 'associations' are very tenuous indeed. Anyway, onwards. Meth

I won't get tired until about 1am, and then if I don't have to get up the next day I won't see morning. On days where I do have to get up it's a real struggle to get out of bed, and usually takes me a good hour of snoozing my alarm. It's annoying, not tired at night, but almost incapable of waking up in the morning.

Moral of the story... Get a PS3. Never had any problems with it.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

I think it is either Winston the music stall bloke, or Dirty Den, back from the dead, again.

POMPEY HATERS: Simply blow up all the bridges that connect Portsmouth from the mainland with such force that the island city floats away, it'll then be France's problem.

You're not wrong Stu.

I know plenty of people up and down the country who know of the rivalry, and see it as one of the fiercest. One of them supports Forest, one supports Millwall, surely they have their own fierce rivalries to worry about instead of hearing about ours? Obviously not, they both commented on the rivalry, as well as others. Heard Avram Grant's quote about it all? Our derby is definitely up there with the fiercest in the country, and if you believe Grant, in the world.

I know so many people who support Pompey who are actual *****s.

A lot of you lot seem to forget we're League One. You struggled against a League One team for the majority of the match. Enjoy liquidation xx

To be honest, it would have been quite funny if someone had just waltzed up and ****ted him right on the end of the nose.

I know it's been posted somewhere on TSW before but hey ho: Storrie has a meeting with Inland Revenue, and it's representative tells him "Mr Storrie, I have a lot of respect for PFC, it's a club I truly love, and for that reason, I'm clearing the £11.5 million". Storrie, shocked, says "really?!", to which the HMRC bloke says "No. I'm winding you up".

It was nothing to do with the club, selling the TV wouldn't help them in any way thank God! Poor blokes won't have a team to support in a few weeks, poor bastards...

That would be hilarious if true!!! :smt041

Got nothing on Saints v Pompey...

Bono And I'll do the next word as well: ****

Fag (as in Lambert & Butler...)

SSN reporting Storrie said he was 'saved by stewards' as many fans surrounded him, he thought he was about to be 'attacked'. Pathetic soppy d/ckhead.

My stepdad has just been to a job in Havant and he said the two blokes he works with are massive Pompey fans, they had a TV set up in the corner of the room with the game on it... :mad: However, one of the blokes knows a lot of the ins and outs, and he has fully prepared himself for liquidation. He believes there is no way out now.

Free-kicks.

Storrie should man up and take the banter.

I copied a joke off of Viz Top Tips twitter feed and told it to her.

Not going to disagree with you there.