RedAndWhite91

Ohhhhhh lighten up a bit.

Interestingly, Lambert actually made 98 League appearances for them and scored 18 League goals, and for us he's made 24 appearances in the League and scored 18 goals.

Reckon Lambert would love to play against Stockport, since he made just under 100 appearances for them in his spell there.

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Yes!!!

Stick with points #1 and #3 and you can't go wrong.

Yeah you should PM her, I'm sure people would hold them up, would be quality. And good for you mate, that's commitment!

Could ask Northam Girls to print a load off - She printed off hundreds of sheets of the words to the Rickie Lambert song.

A mate who supports Man United has just asked me how he can get tickets... I think the Ticket Office should make people prove they are a fan of either team - Otherwise you'll get these people that only want to go cos it is the South Coast derby, they won't be supporting a team or add to the atmosphere at all.

I bet there is going to be a mong who starts singing "Southerners, Southerners, Southerners"...

Brilliant

Can't believe it. Amazing, it will be my first derby game!!! A skate mate just said he doesn't fancy their chances at our place. CAN'T WAIT!

Oh My GOD

Got paid £150 for 3 days boating it across the Med... Completely legit, mind.

Delap throw, headed in by Fuller... Lol...

You're just jealous that whenever you have work and have to get up at 6am after a midweek game I have a lie in

Agreed.

Brilliant, went mental when that went in.

I wouldn't be dissapointed if Holmes was to stay at LM, not at all.

Would love it for him to get sacked on the back of this game

Al Faraj takes out life insurance on Al Fahim, before convincing him it would be a good idea to fake his own death. Unfortunately, Al Fahim makes a complete hash of it, and gets found floating on a dinghy in the Solent, a few days after Al Faraj regrettably informs the public that he saw Al Fahim get stabbed by a gang of feral Pompey yoof. Both Al Fahim and Al Faraj go to jail, and Storrie joins them a week later for the tax evasion charges. Pompey fail to find a buyer and completely fold, whilst down the road at Southampton, we see an increase in attendances, most notably a strange bloke with a massive red hat and a bell.

The self-styled Wotton hoof is not only pointless but it is annoying. He isn't very technical and a lot of his hoof passes go astray. Sometimes he'll pull off an amazing cross pitch ball, granted. It is obvious his presence on the pitch helps though, as he is very vocal and commanding. He also gets stuck in which is good. Still would rather have Hammond than Wotton in the centre.

Him and Holmes both played brilliant today. Great to see them impressing Pardew, especially Holmes who has been given a chance and taken it. Mills impressed me in the last game and has done even better today, top effort that boy.

Great performance. Notably Jaidi, who was solid as concrete at the back, winning everything. Mills had another top game at left back, really impressed, and it's good to see Holmes play well again and prove that he can cut it. Barnard did well and you can tell he battles for everything, and give it time I reckon him and Lambert will link up nicely. Nice to see Gillett back, although he didn't make that much of an impact on the game. Wayne Thomas, what a strike, blatantly only shot cos of the whole ground yelling "SHOOT!" at him. Quality goal. Everyone else had a good game, and it was a great all round performance. Disappointed to concede late on, as it set it up for a nervy finish, but unlike the Saints of old we held on, strongly, and saw it out. Bring on P*mpey next round then!

Roy Keane is still a prize w*nker.