RonManager

I will hold the world to ransom for 1 miillyyyon pounds!!

We love electrons, we do, We love electrons, we do, We love electrons, we do, Oh electrons we love you!

No drinking before the match Joe, it's not 1969 anymore! That's a 10 shilling fine by the way. Ted Bates, Manager, Southampton Football Club.

Here's another one - SAVE MONEY on newspapers by watching the evening news, writing down what they say, then reading it back tomorrow.

A couple of dock leaves will soothe you should the above occur. Strangely, they grow in the same places as nettles. Isn't nature wonderful. Unlike Pompey, who aren't wonderful, At all.

Got some nice cheap tickets from Trainline. All I need now is the match ticket. Cue Sky deciding to televise it and moving it to Sunday!!!

Yes, it was like he wanted to get round everyone throughout the match and have a (not so little) chat with them. He must have used up a good 5 minutes with his seminars. He then missed Davies' push on Fonte and booked Lallana for a pretty blatent penalty.

AP alluded to this in the post match interview (see Para.7). He took Rickie off in order to make them play through the defence rather than slinging balls in. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2133786,00.html

http://www.bolton.vitalfootball.co.uk/stats.asp?a=210722

Mine doesn't say anything, because, you see, it's a ticket and therefore inanimate. The number printed thereon is 14. yours, Mr. P. Edant.

That was on the 22nd so there can't be many left as there were 800 available for the terrace, and they bacame available after the seated end sold out.

Parallel universe.

It's alright, I've found it - it was down the back of the sofa. Right, everything should be fine now. Carry on.

Illogical Captain

One instance in the second half he did this, with his back to the ball and the Bolton forward (Elmander I think) all over him close to the by-line. Determined not to just blast it anywhere, he looked infield and hooked it perfectly into the stride of Fonte. If he'd lost the ball there the forward would have been through to cut into the area. Another occasion, almost identical and in the same place, he again looked but no-one was available, so smacked it into the Itchen North. That shows great self-confidence and also sensibilty and the ability to make the correct choice. We've got a goodun here, I tells ya!!

So you've run out of patience. What is your next move?

Good. He kept Kevin Davies quiet last night, it was Fonte that Davies beat/fouled for the knock down from which they scored. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2134055,00.html

I think Martin is a great footballer in the making. He was excellent last night, showed pace and intelligence, knew when to do the simple thing and should definitely start on Saturday. England material one day. FACT.

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He's only gone and put it on Ebay!!!

Pinkies Badges. I've bought a few off Ebay and they are good quality.

Try contacting the Met Office. http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/

Latest Notlob team news http://www.teamtalk.com/bolton-wanderers/6331773/Bogdan-to-replace-rested-Jaaskelainen

Pre-match build-up on BW site. Interesting comments from Kevin Davies. Do we play the 1st team to try to get 'in the groove' or not? http://www.bwfc.co.uk/page/General/0,,1004~2131976,00.html http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/wanderers/wanderersnews/8346498.Coyle_s_saints_handed_a_break/ http://www.teamtalk.com/bolton-wanderers/6331773/Bogdan-to-replace-rested-Jaaskelainen