RonManager

I swear by all Max Factor's products - they keep me looking young and beautiful - because I'm worth it.

Cripes! best we keep winning then.

What kind? - general knowledge, art and literature, politics, philosophy?

Will there be an album and national tour?

Everyone download this to stop the X factor song reaching No 1.

I'd like to cordially invite you to join an organisation entiled 'The Facebok'. It concerns a musical contretemps etc etc... EJ rules OK.

...and the way he has to start every sentence with 'OOH and'...:mad:

Shouldn't he be tucked up in bed by now?

If you're not coming out, I'm coming in after you.

Sorry Mr Mash, sir.

Was up last week (pointless really - slippery, dark and wet on the engine shed roof) but am now finished until the week beginning 11th Jan. After that we should be up for the following 6 weeks or so, so will catch up then if I don't see you at any match beforehand.

Arse - he's just signed with AC Milan until 2012. Looks like a loan then!

B*stard - you should be made to sit in a bath of ice between 3.00 and 4.45pm on Saturday.

Schneiderlin, Jaidhi, James, Hammond and Harding are all on 4 bookings.

And we'd have to call you Dubai Phil....

Specially if you're a goalkeeper.

Just gone over to AVG as my Norton has expired. Computer seems to be a bit faster.

Ron filled up - You know, Wasn't it? Marvellous

I could never agree to both sides agreeing - agreed? It's a strange word if you say it slowly out loud - aaaggrrreee. Strange, very strange. Arguments like this lose all point over time, like Alex Ferguson still refusing to talk to the BBC over something insignificant that happened eons ago. I can't even remember what it was now.

It happened near me at the top of block 36. Some bloke, 40/50ish was asked to stop being generally obnoxious early on by a steward. As the steward went back down the steps he followed and carried on the argument along the lines of 'stop picking on me, what about those kids over there with their feet on the ceiling' etc etc. About 10 minutes later, about 4 stewards went up to him and the argument restarted, with him getting more and more angry before ripping off his Saints top and threatening the stewards with all sorts of violence. The last I saw was him being herded down in to the concourse. Livened up a rather tedious first half - all seemed totally pointless as if he was looking for an argument and succeeded. Didn't seemed drunk or owt though - odd.

Join the queue. She can bring a mate, I don't mind.

http://www.leeds.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=9932&posts=8 http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=323&fid=14&sty=2&act=1&mid=2123615958

Couple of tequila slammers'll put ya right

Jesus is offline at the moment.