RonManager

Best check the loft.

Or a comma between the two 'ams'. Barry may be unsure of his species, but still likes to look smart. I think that's commendable.

Well my oh my, you find out something new about yourself everyday. I'm going shopping..

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/s188/homeland/news/a443441/damian-lewis-on-homeland-future-brody-could-die.html

What the f*ck are you doing in my cellar? ......or has Tommy got out again?

This just in......... Tomorrow has been postponed due to the weather. New date for tomorrow will follow. Back to the studio.

There's plenty of chimneys needing swept and coal to be mined.

I was there when the aubergine was cast upon the turf at Bristol Rovers, signalling the end of Pardew's reign. I was there when Kelvin Davis pulled a groin muscle at Hartlepool from constantly trying to kick into a gale force wind.

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach Done a bit of digging in regards to Artur Boruc's status at #SaintsFC. He is still at the club, just seemingly in no man's land right now. Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach Will ask Nigel Adkins about Boruc & Gaston Ramirez at Thursday's press conference.

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach I am led to believe Ramirez is very happy at #SaintsFC despite quotes to the contrary in the Italian media. Apparently journo duped him. Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach Ramirez's availability for #SaintsFC at weekend not so clear. Seems he has gone back to Uruguay. Adkins will explain absence on Thursday.

According to God, that's going to be phased out due to a ratings downturn going forward in this window.

Anyhoo, the final episode of Secrets of Crickley Hall is on now so I have to go and hide in a small cupboard.

stayinthefeckincornerferchrissakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG, it's Blair Witch all over again. Stay in the corner Spudders, don't turn round FFS!

Ok, I'll hire Brian Blessed.

I stand by what I said. *Moves Colinjb's name up the list*

Everyone must die.

Is slaughtering fowl a Uruguyan birthday ritual then? The woman next door keeps chickens, she won't miss a couple. Marvellous.

His and Adam's post match interviews yesterday were chalk and cheese. It would be interesting to know if there was any 'discussion' between the two afterwards, lol.

Agreed. I popped in to watch the Chelsea game last May and was surrounded by obvious 'day-trippers', more interested in photographing their various wives, kids etc posing with their backs to play. It was a quite surreal experience, and feckin annoying after a while. My previous visit was in 1971 when me and a mate hitch-hiked up there, stood on the Kop and experienced the atmosphere shown in the above clip. Things had got a lot more aggressive by then and we had to keep our mouths shut, and applaud when Toshack scored FFS!

Get Adam Lallana to do your post-match interviews, he actually answers questions without insulting your intelligence.

Are you in this one?

Why should I vote no?

He's got a point though. If you don't write the article, how the feck are we going to know what the result was?